Just random jokes and stuff from the greatest book series ever written.

I really love Harry Potter so I thought I might make some jokes for people to have a laugh at 😌

The books always have an end. But they are some times that we think that it is over, but the only thing that is over is the chapter. There are many stories about how people survived to the bombings, and how some people didn't. I have a very long list of people who died and I carried in my arms. That single night at Himmel Street, and a lonely girl crying over the dead, thin body of her best friend, holding him close by his pajama's shirt. That lonely girl moved from the most poor street to the richest street from Molching. But she stopped being 'the lonely girl' back to 'the book thief' when a boy with smoky hair pushed her out the road with his bicycle. That lonely girl who had no one was hit by a wave of luckiness and love ( and a bicycle ).That lonely girl is Liesel Meminger. - - - - - - After Dead™ is based on the best-selling novel The Book Thief™ by Markus Zusak. Some of the characters ARE NOT included in the original book and are property of the fan fiction's author.

Olympia is quiet and goes through life generally unnoticed. She likes to sit to the side of things perhaps with a book, or just watching life go by. She is waiting for something interesting to happen in her life. Olympia is a fangirl. She thinks she's accepted her dreary life, but then she meets Callum, who takes her on a wild adventure with danger, action and... romance?

Ginny's story with llamas and more!

Some memories are better left forgotten… After a daring escape from the scientists at Diotech who created her, Seraphina believes she is finally safe from the horrors of her past. But new threats await Sera and her boyfriend, Zen, at every turn as Zen falls prey to a mysterious illness and Sera’s extraordinary abilities make it more and more difficult to stay hidden. Meanwhile, Diotech has developed a dangerous new weapon designed to apprehend her. A weapon that even Sera will be powerless to stop. Her only hope of saving Zen’s life and defeating the company that made her is a secret buried deep within her mind. A secret that Diotech will kill to protect. And it won’t stay forgotten for long. Packed with mystery, suspense, and romance, this riveting second installment of Jessica Brody’s Unremembered trilogy delivers more heart-pounding action as loyalties are tested, love becomes a weapon, and no one’s memories are safe.

From the day Liesel came to Himmel Street until she died, and past that. This was a birthday present to my good friend Ghibli, and my pride and joy. I finished it in 12 hours and he loved it. He graciously let me put it up on Wattpad, so thank you love.

Excerpt The highly anticipated start of a new romantic suspense series from the beloved, USA Today bestselling author of Ten Tiny Breaths. Left for dead in the fields of rural Oregon, a young woman defies all odds and survives—but she awakens with no idea who she is, or what happened to her. Refusing to answer to “Jane Doe” for another day, the woman renames herself “Water” for the tiny, hidden marking on her body—the only clue to her past. Taken in by old Ginny Fitzgerald, a crotchety but kind lady living on a nearby horse farm, Water slowly begins building a new life. But as she attempts to piece together the fleeting slivers of her memory, more questions emerge: Who is the next-door neighbor, quietly toiling under the hood of his Barracuda? Why won’t Ginny let him step foot on her property? And why does Water feel she recognizes him? Twenty-four-year-old Jesse Welles doesn’t know how long it will be before Water gets her memory back. For her sake, Jesse hopes the answer is never. He knows that she’ll stay so much safer—and happier—that way. And that’s why, as hard as it is, he needs to keep his distance. Because getting too close could flood her with realities better left buried. The trouble is, water always seems to find its way to the surface. Copyright © 2014 by Kathleen Tucker All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever. For information, address Atria Books Subsidiary Rights Department, 1230 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10020.