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He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

HISSSSSS THIS IS FOR MY LORD AND SAVIOR/DAD/GOD/LEADER LEAFYISHERE HISSSSSSSSS This was made by me, Minxx and my friend Sineah-Nay. We will both be sharing this account. Minxx's Instagram - Minxx_is_a_boob