These aren't really deep quotes but they sure are shit! ok bi Ps: all chapters are pretty short so yah

This is just a collection of really weird and funny crap I've heard from my friends, teachers, and other various people. Updated daily. Enjoy. (Edit: I was a very awkward bean when I started this, so the first chapters will be kinda really bad, but I promise it gets better.) (Edit 2: Also my username was different at the time, so don't get too weirded out by the different ending signature.)