Crap That I Never Read
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The Wattpad Support Group by Metallicana-scale
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Exactly what it sounds like!
Twenty Øne Piløts Memes by smackky
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Just A Book About TØP Memes And Stuff About My Life. (And Embarrassing Stories About Me)
Purrfect Warrior Cat Names by annielovescats
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Warning: Contains funny names !!DISCLAIMER!! - I wrote this when I was 14, but you'll see that's pretty self explanatory when you read it. **Also, If you want some good fanfic and not just name generators follow @silverfaun ** ~~JUST FOR FUN~~
FanGirl! by AngelLawson
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Ruby Miller has her summer all planned out. Sitting by the pool. Babysitting for some extra cash. Packing for college. All of that changes when a fan video Ruby and her best friend, Iris, create goes viral gaining their little fansite a ton of hits and the attention of the big wigs in Hollywood. Ruby and Iris fall into the world of actors, movie sets, teen stars and elusive artists. Not only is their friendship put to the test when Ruby's cast in the lead role of the newest zombie flick, she must straddle the line between fiction and reality, love and lust, and being true to herself.
101 Ways To Kill A Cat by CloudtailGrandmas
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Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.
Bake Shop by efletcher0299
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Serena loves to bake, so she knows when something needs some spicing up. Life is pretty dull... Until she enters a competition. Will she win the prize money to start her bakery? Or will she get more than she bargained for?
Warrior Cats: Icetail's Enemy (COMPLETED ✔️) by LightningStrikeTC
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"The darkness was never meant to be, and two cats, high and proud will lead and destroy." On the day of his apprentice ceremony, Icepaw had a dream that forever shattered the peace of the forest. Darkness surrounds Icepaw and his Clan as a mysterious new prophecy hints that trouble will soon come. He is determined to protect his Clan at all costs from the danger, but what he didn't know is that the danger lurked closer before than it ever has, and Icepaw has to put in all of his strength to protect the Clan he has come to love very much. But with the darkness rising, he is also facing troubles as well. He didn't know who he could trust anymore, who he could love, or what he should do. All Icepaw wanted to do was become a warrior, but he did not know that he had to pay such high prices for the actions he was to take. * * * >>ALL RIGHTS RESERVED; don't use the characters or story without prior permission from the author! Story completed November 2015.<< ((DISCLAIMER: I do not own Warriors. THIS IS A FANFICTION!)) ((EDITING COMPLETE - 19 July 2018.))
Warrior Cat LOL's by WarriorCatsLOL
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Welcome! This is a big book full of Warrior Cat Spoofs!! It contains laughs, giggles, and a bunch of DEATH. So if you do possibly want to read this, bring a weapon! ~~~ IF YOU STEAL ANY OF THESE I WILL FIND YOU AND TIGERSTAR WILL EAT YOU.
50 Ways to Annoy Firestar by Brambleclaw4Ever
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WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHER *picks up waffles* Firestar: *screech* ^^' anyways.. Have fun! ***ALL OF THESE ARE MINE PLEASE DO NOT STEAL
Game Wars- A Minecraft Story (Threequel to Virus) by paulfrank123
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There is a war coming. A war that has been unresolved for years and has finally gotten pushed to its breaking point... Roblox is back to conquer Minecraft. It's been 8 years since the last fight, and that didn't end up well. Minecraft barely won and sent Roblox running back to its game in a hurry. Now that Minecraft is thriving, Roblox is back for revenge with hundreds of thousands more players since their first war. Azalea, a merciless, 15 year old kick-ass warrior with a dark past is a Robloxian spy who is sent to the human world by Builderman on an extremely important mission. Being sent during the school year, she must complete a whole year of high school and spy on the quiet and mysterious Hayden Brown. The objective? To successfully obtain his laptop, that holds suspicious information. With many obstacles in the way, will Azalea succeed in stealing his laptop and win the war? Or will she fail, to only see Roblox crumble to the ground at the hands of Minecraft? (Credit to MoonlightDragon for the amazing cover)