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"There'll be times when the tides are high And the boat may be rocky, you can cry Just never give up You can never give up"

MY LIFE IS DOOMED. Okay not really but it honestly isn't going to plan at the moment and If I don't work out how to stop my friends from destroying each other (although that would be fun to watch) I must say my life would never EVER BE THE SAME.

A battle shall be fought today. Only one can triumph.

"The most frightening story I have ever read", "Terrifying", "I never want to sleep alone again", "The first time I have read a story which has made my heart race", "Brilliantly written", "Honestly the most gripping story I've read in a long time, from the very first line to the very last. I think everyone that read this can say this is in their list of worst fears.", "This was utterly brilliant. Terrifying and compelling all the way through.", "You made me want to burn my bed and run". - Reddit Users An account of the most horrifying experience I have ever had. I was a child at the time, but only now do I feel safe enough to even speak of what occurred, during the night, at bedtime. In the darkness something lurked. God help me if it was all real.