This is what the movie would have been like (not exactly) if they stuck with the Bechloe plan. I will be starting from when they meet to the end of the movie. I did this years ago so there are many errors and I'm aware that the lyrics are wrong. Please excuse how idiotic my younger self was thanks. *completed* Warning: foul language like the movie so not over done I do not own pitch perfect

Things the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , please credit me. ℹ️ will include some mature language/content, so if you're under 16 years of age I advise not to read yet! That being said, get pitch-slapped! *************** [not affiliated with Pitch Perfect or Universal] © Run-Dont-Walk, 2018-