Let's just say that this is a collection of prank calls, one night stand confessions as well as personal text and Facebook messages. These are 5 random, weird guys all writing true extracts just in the name of entertainment!

It's really simple, I ask the questions and 4 perverted, random, funny and weird guys answer. Usually to do with girls, we all are single and lonely anyway. Uh hey, do you have a Facebook?

A book showcasing prank calls my friends and I do. It's completely random from restaurants, our friends, online adverts etc etc.

Just a few little imagines. Add a little bit of oneshots. May include a bit of Hvitserk, who knows. Maybe throw in some of Heahmund. I will be accepting requests. It will always say completed, but I will still update on here now and then. I'm not scared of writing the dark stuff. I probably won't do smut...

I get a whole bunch of the same questions a lot of users ask, so l'm just going to kill two birds with one stone and post it here =)

[COMPLETED]✔ Short Story of The Deliverance Series --⊰♥⊱-- Is a mate worth having, if it's the tie to an omega? Survival The primal need within all species to live, a desire to rise above the rest and come out on top of the food chain... ...or accept where you belong, the position you hold, regardless of the consequences. Her parents having been killed for simply bringing her into this world, Ashling is no stranger to living beneath the rest. If you're not useful, you're replaceable. Ashling has found a way to secure her position with her pack, regardless of her being an omega, she'd rather her fate be sealed within her own pack then that as a rogue. At the hands of a merciless alpha, only second in comparison to that of an ally pack, Ashling keeps her head down and lives the way she knows how to... ...surviving at all costs. --⊰♥⊱-- ⚠ This book has sexual content and intended for audiences 18+. Read at your own risk. (Not Edited)

He lit his cigarette, I lit nothing. He drank alcohol, I drank water. He smirked, I smiled. He didn't love me, I didn't love him. He and I together wouldn't last a day. And then the game started... He said he found me intriguing, unique, and interesting because I didn't swoon over him. "You and me Grey, let's play a game. We'll date and in three months time I promise you will fall for me. When you fall in love with me between that time span, I win. If in any way you were to win I'll give up all the alcohol, cigarettes, and player ways." It was a game I wasn't willing to lose, but all games had accidents and consequences. It takes a broken heart to know how to break a heart.

Annelise lives a normal, slightly hectic life like any other college student does. There's only one difference : she's an Assassin by night. (cliche, yes yes, but you gotta read it cause it's bit different.) The thing is, she doesn't kill the people she's assigned to get. She lives as peacefully as anyone with a double life does. That is, until someone in the assassin's network starts giving out many assssin's real names and, for some, it starts showing their pictures. Fingers start pointing at her, and the rest is history.