RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

I'm a Angel, I'm full of goodness oh... I'm almost dead, being hunted I have broken wings not to mention I'm stuck in the Himalayas.

When Ellie and her friends pull a prank that goes horribly wrong, Ellie finds herself in a position to which no one had imagined. She had been frozen in time for nearly 500 years, finally thawed it in a world of split sexes. Desperate for any way back to her old world, she meets two boys who agree to take her to the "Nerd" as he's known on the Boy's World. Hatred and chemistry start to tango as the journey begins to see if Ellie can ever return home.

14-year-old nerds are still as crude as ever, in spite of the apocalypse. Having solved the equations relating matter, time, and energy, what of all things do they decide to construct?

It will be written as a series of journal entries. Through the entries you get a peek into the life of Blue, a 16 year old girl contemplating suicide. Life just isn't how Blue envisioned. With no friends, a grim outlook on life, hidden secrets, parents that ignore her, and a twin sister that blames her for everything, Blue just doesn't see any point in living, that is until she meets Dorian. Can Dorian convince Blue that her life is special? Will he be the one to save her.

Blaine Cross is gorgeous, confident, and a little full of himself, but when he moves from London to Alabama to live with his Mom and her new family he finds himself lost in the chaos of this new country. And on his first day of school he meets the incredibly beautiful and mysterious Taylor LeCoeur, whose scars tell a story Blaine is determined to read. But will falling for this sweetheart prove to be a smart decision or a dangerous risk? Only time will tell, as Blaine finds himself knee-deep in Taylors story.

Theo's life is a mess. His mom left him, his father is abusive, and Theo was sent to rehab for trying to kill himself. But in rehab, he meets a very special person, who may have the key to turn his life around.

Pandora Paige Alexander is the main focus of what the government has cleverly named the P. P. A. Project. The project is a series of government run facilities, tests and inspections to learn and replicate a rare condition Pandora has lived with for more than 90 years and yet still has the face of a 17 year old. But what Pandora didn't expect after all these years of tests and questions is that there is more to her than simply a rare genetic condition but the key between this world and another.

{For those who HATE student/teacher stories, TRY THIS ONE ANYWAYS. I dare you to read it and say it was a waste of time} Alice 'Ace' Spade had fled her horrible foster family by the time she was sixteen and found a way to survive by dancing in a sleazy strip club. One night a man named Malcolm is brought in by his friends and Ace and Mal hit it off. Until the cops crash the club and discover that Ace is only seventeen and a runaway. They force her back to school and back to the foster family that abused her. Her only solace is that Malcolm is now her teacher and sometimes protector. But what happens when they still have powerful chemistry and a growing affection towards each other?

The sexiest romance you’ll read this year… One moment can change your life forever… For Violet Lee, a chance encounter on a darkened street draws her into a world beyond her wildest imaginings, a timeless place of vast elegance and immeasurable wealth – of beautiful mansions and lavish parties – where a decadent group of friends live for pleasure alone. A place from which there is no escape… no matter how hard Violet tries. Yet all the riches in the world can’t mask the darkness that lies beneath the gilded surface, embodied in the charismatic but dangerous Kaspar Varn. Violet and Kaspar surrender to a passion that transcends their separate worlds – but it’s a passion that comes at a price… Dinner With A Vampire, formally known as Dinner With A Vampire. Did I Mention I'm Vegetarian?, is the first in The Dark Heroine series and is available to buy from the 13th September 2012.