Funny short stories guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Sources: stuff I've heard from friend, family, readers, and other folk who thought they'd spread some joy and laughter.

A collection of short stories, drabbles, and bizarre things.

kind of a diary. don't read this, it's disgusting.

Every wattpad writer has that moment (well, for action, thriller, spy fiction) does. That "I need to think of a gun, or something that sounds cool", or "does this make sense", and end up feverishly researching. Well, your days are over. No nonsense, quick guide to finding what weapon you need, for whatever case. Welcome to the arsenal. (For the technical curious, The cover depicts a MK18 Mod 1 with the following: Elcan 1-4x SpecterDR ; Magpul AFG 2 ; UBR Stock ; A2 Birdcage Flash Hider ; PEQ-15 ; Magpul AFG Grip ; XTM Enhanced Rail Covers )

In the midst of the long and woeful war between the Kailin and Grimmer, one young woman learns the true powers of her heritage and the test between friendship, partnership, and battle. She is determined to discover her life whether with tooth or blade, and will stand with her families -- no matter what they may be.

****Inspired By True Events**** Did you ever have that one guy friend, the one who knew you better than you knew yourself? The one that knew your deepest darkest secret? The one that you confided in when you were troubled or depressed? The one that held you tight when you would cry your eyes out and just whisper calming words in your ear? I know I did. But I made the biggest mistake. I fell in love with him. You're probably thinking that he finally confessed his undeviating love to me. No, that's all a fantasy, complete bullshit if you ask me. But this is reality, and in reality the guy you love with will never return those feelings. Do you know what they do in reality? They drop you and look the other way. ********************************************************* CAST FOR TAKE ME AWAY Jasmine Villegas as Isabelita Selena Gomez as Reyna Aimee Garcia as Sarah Demi Lovato as Hales Gloria Estefan as Iris John Leguizamo as Tyron Diego Luna as Junior Mark Consuelos as Sebastian Kirk Acevedo as Patrick Miguel A. Valenzuela Morales as Refal Matie Perroni as Emily Alexis Bledel as Anna Feranada Romero as Vanessa William Levy as Ben Eve Mendes as Mrs. Jonson Danny Pino as Mr. Jonson Luis Guzman as Mr. Soto George Lopez as Oscar Andy Garcia as Mr. Horn Lupe Ontiveros as Miss Soto