A routine haunting lands Dean in a historic hotel with his brother, a flirtatious Cas look-a-like, and a grouchy Angel of the Lord masquerading as his husband. (A Stonehenge Apocalypse crossover.)

Meet Castiel Novak. He is 34 years old. An older brother. Uncle to two. Educated lawyer. Former place of residence: Pontiac, Illinois. Current place of residence: Prison, Illinois. Going to prison is an experience that easily can change anyone in just a matter of days. Not only their identity, but also their view of everything; all from the world around them, to themselves. This is something Castiel is so unfortunate to experience first-hand. He changes in ways he had never even dreamed of, and makes friends he had never before imagined to make. Especially one. One by the name Dean Winchester.

Castiel Novak, known as Cas, is the school's laid back, blatantly gay, art department head. Dean Winchester, on the other hand, is an authoritative, straight-looking, law teacher who wants to keep things strictly professional. However, despite his wishes, he can't take his eyes off of that God damn art teacher. - *** "teacher au where all their students ship it" *** - *please note I have only watched to season 10 of Supernatural, so these are dated pieces I wrote just for fun!* P.S. Many readers ask what level of education this is set in (i.e. middle school, high school) but I'm English so I've used our education system. This is set in a secondary school that also has a sixth form. Secondary school has students from age 12 (their age when they start in year 7) to age 16 (year 11). Sixth form has students from age 16-18, sometimes 19 if students stay back a year (this is years 12 and 13). Cas has a year 7 class, and Dean has a year 13 class. Hope that clears it up for some of you!

When Castiel’s plans for the summer get cancelled and he’s left with nowhere else to go, Dean invites him to go home with him. It seems an easy solution to cure Castiel’s summer blues, but when they arrive at the Winchester household, Dean realizes due to a slight miscommunication with his mom he and Castiel will have to spend the summer sharing a bed and holding hands because the entire Winchester family thinks they’re dating. And really it shouldn't be that big of a deal because Dean Winchester isn't actually in love with his best friend; except for that he is.

Despite Zeke’s threats, Dean doesn't tell Cas to leave the bunker. He revels in their burgeoning relationship, content to end his day with Cas asleep on his shoulder, even if they'll always sleep in separate rooms. Cas is it for him. But when Cas begins to experience physical urges he can't control, he asks Dean for a hand—metaphorically, and later, literally. Canon divergent after 9.03 "I'm No Angel."

In which Dean develops feelings for the quirky, tea drinking, farmer’s market attending bookstore owner and Sam insists on using Facebook relationship statuses as hard, cold evidence.

They’re dangling off his tongue again, those three little words; the three most terrifying words in the entire English language. It’s getting harder and harder to hang on to them, to keep them imprisoned. (Cross posted from tumblr, and AO3. Written for lastknownwriter.)