Dan and Phil are teachers at Manchester university. Phil is the English professor and Dan teaches the new subject; sexual education. Phil doesn't think its important enough to be a uni class, until Professor Howell teaches him a thing or two...

"Why do you think you have to base yourself off what others think of you? Why can't you just be yourself for you?" I looked at him, befuddled. "How would you possibly know I do that?" I scoffed. He looked back to me this time, looking deep into my eyes. "I just know. I know that behind that pretty face of yours, you've got an even prettier personality. Show the world!" Dan will do anything to be the same as everyone else. Phil will do anything to not.

His hair really isn't all that special, and yet it was an intrinsic part of him, something he'd been proud of and adored. But he'd sold his soul to the ice long ago, and if he wanted to push forward, he needed to change. Even if it hurt. ~ A one-shot about Victor cutting off his long hair

a stranger sends dan howell a message. dan replies.

the one where the owner of a fashion boutique falls for a struggling actor with a notorious side job. // completed 10|03|17 // hughest ranking; #1 in #phanfiction // tw; none

In which Dan and Phil meet at a Christmas party, get very drunk and discover that neither of them have kissed anyone before. Phan, Kickthestickz, fluff, and Christmas - this fic was written for the super lovely harrypottergleek97 as part of the Youtube Christmas Fic Exchange run by the ever glorious potatoes-are-not-for-sex (all on ffn) and is about the most typical and cliched fanfic i've ever written because hey it's christmas and everyone loves to indulge in a bit of crap over the holidays.

What do you do when your world starts to fade from pink to gray? [Pastel!Dan/Punk!Phil AU] [Taking place in the USA because I don't know shit about the UK] [TRIGGER WARNING: this entire thing is depressing af so please please please do not read it if you are easily triggered]

Dan Howell and Phil Lester share a passion for soccer. When they make it onto their school's team, they are determined to impress the coaches and their teammates. The two boys are too caught up in competition to realize that they are more alike than it seems, instead drinking while underage and bringing home bad report cards. But then one night they find each other at a party, and suddenly their relationship is moving faster than a ball flying towards the goal.

Dan Howell was the typical spoiled, rich boy with butlers driving him to operas and maids making him nachos for breakfast. Phil Lester, however, was the opposite. Barely any money and deadbeat parents, he lives in a bad neighborhood in a gross apartment with cat hair covering the carpet and an odd roommate. And then Dan's parents decide he needs to love someone rather than himself, and when Phil shows up at his mansion steps, Dan's parents grow fond of him- so much that the two are exchanging rings and Phil is moving in with his new spouse. They tell Dan he should give it a few months, to be patient, and if he still doesn't like him then they'll sign the divorce papers and call it quits. Marriage isn't perfect, right? Well this one is the exact example. But they could always pretend.

"hey i'm phil and whoever didn't show up, is a dick," ; copyright © 2016