Jokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!

You don't to be told what this is... It's all in the title and the cover of the book. These aren't mine... I just found them on the internet and I just wanted to make a book out of it.

After escaping from police custody, Clover tries to piece his life back together. Determined to return to home and be reunited with his family, he has to first elude the country wide man hunt. Will he be able to resist his old ways in order to remain undetected? After hearing that Colin has escaped, Summer and Becca prepare themselves for the inevitable; Clover is coming back for them. Will the police and their families be enough to protect them? Clover's coming back and he's determined to prove to the girls; 'You'll always be mine'.

For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...

The internet is never safe, even if you are renowned YouTubers Danisnotonfire (Dan Howell) and KickthePJ (PJ Liguori). When best friends Cassie and Taylor happen to stumble across a kidnapping in the process, they are taken along for the ride. After forming a friendship over common ground, what will the four abducted young adults do when they find themselves face to face with the terrifying figure of their abductor? [A/N: This is a THRILLER STORY! There is no romance whatsoever. Also hints of swearing.]