A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Alexa, Brooklyn and Clary - or Clarrisa - have just finished high school and have their three months off. Only disaster awaits them since the biggest geological event occurs...with huge consequences. The plates of the earth move in such a way that it destroys everything they know. Civilisation crumbles, people vanish from the face of the earth. Everything is gone...almost. Alexa, Brooklyn and Clary are still alive and the attic of Alexa's house is still left intact. Will they survive, or is the legacy of the human race resting upon their shoulders? One choice awaits. Life or death?

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

Hey guys, this is my first attempt at writing a book so any comments would really help. Please don't write any hate a I've never done this before. I will try to update it every week. So, here goes. Enjoy what I see as the end of modern life... a zombie apocalypse.