"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

In a city without emotion, six kids were born. Each of them touched a golden orb as a baby witch granted them emotions that no one else had. At Age sixteen, they all grow a part of their chosen animal who would help them when needed. But they soon realize that they are not the only ones with the gift of emotion in their city. Join them on an adventure that no one will forget. And then five of the young heroes will make a stand for what's right, and the sixth shall be lost to the fight. This lovely cover was made by my amazing sis, @Thunderecho !!!

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Percy Jackson has been betrayed by everyone he cares about, everyone he loves- even Annabeth, the one person he thought he could always count on. So what happens when he starts a new life, with a new girlfriend and new (old?) friends? What happens when he moves on and creates a new home in the army of Chaos? The only thing that can happen when you're the son of a god, you are called upon to do their bidding. You can run as much as you like, but your blood will always doom you to the lifelong curse of being a demigod.

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Jasper and Percabeth Percy and Annabeth's wedding, and Jason has a surprise in store... Read to find out more!!!

Annabeth Chase has never fallen in love, at least not until now. She's from California and he's from New York. Two totally different worlds collide when Annabeth Chase is plucked from her old, perfect life and into an orphanage as fast as you can say 'riptide'. Annabeth's parent's died in a tragic fire that almost took her life, too. When getting adopted into NYC with a new family, she meets Percy Jackson, the school's most popular jock. What will happen next? (Mortal AU)

The original photo I used for the cover I found on Google, all credit goes to the artist who created it, I just added the title and my user for reference to the book. If the artist at any time finds this and asks me to take the cover off I will gladly do so, I am not looking to take credit for their art. Nico Di Angelo is a child of Hades. He has his sister and his friend Jason. Percy wants to be his friend but doesn't understand why Nico doesn't like him and why he's jealous of his friendship with Jason. When Percy and Nico get close, will there be a happy ending? Or are these two destined to be separate from each other? Trigger warnings: self harm, depression, suicidal thoughts There is mature content within this book. I am not your mother, father or guardian but please, if you are like 12 you probably don't need to read this, although you can choose to skip the mature pieces (although if you're like I was when I was 12 you probably won't and will laugh at this warning) Disclaimer: I do not own the characters in this book unless I ever create an original, all characters and places most likely belong to Rick Riordan, the plot line is of my own invention.