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It's Kirby!!!!!!!!!!! Ya!!!!!!!!! If you like my AMASHING BOOKS, you should like this book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Warning: Contains lots of randomness and ya. ASK UR DOCTOR BEFORE READING THIS BOOK!!!!!!!!!! Rated R: For random

>This was the first story I ever posted on Wattpad; published it sometime in early 2015. A story about Steven Universe's other popular catchphrase... "If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hot dogs!" EDIT: Hm? Over 40 reads? Well that's a lot more than I anticipated... Thank you for voting and commenting! ;3

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