Ordinary Kat Brent in her ordinary life in Philadelphia.Then her dad gets a transfer and the family shifts to Middle East. That's when stuff happens.Like the secrets of Arabian nights.The beautiful girls.The smoking hot mystery guy. but hey, what's the link between this boring, nuetral girl and these fiesty arabian mysteries?

❝ Bitches don't just happen; they're made. ❞

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Long ago, when Lilian was only a baby, a dying guardian angel came upon her. She bestowed Lily with her powers; the control of elements and the ability to heal. Lily was no longer human, although no one knew, she knew that she was destined to be great. ************************************ Her whole life changes one ordinary day, when she stumbles into a werewolf. From one supernatural creature to another, Lily will have to choose to trust the werewolf or run for her life. What will life bring Lily on her journey to find love and to find herself. See what happens next.