When Jake English transfers to a new school, what'll happen when he meets the mysterious blonde with pointy shades?

Sburb Alpha and Beta were both made and put to use. But what about Sburb Gamma? That shit exists. Seriously? None of you idiots knew about this? Wow. You better get reading.

A collection of Dirk's inner thoughts when he's rejected by none other than his adolescent life-long crush, Jake English.

Jake has always been the nerd, the geek, the one with no friends, but when he gets invited to a huge party, he meets the popular Dirk Strider and his life changes