# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

"Oh Luke Hemmings, I wouldn't give you the satisfaction of scaring me."

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

"Did you ever love me..." "No" © Copyright 2015. All rights reserved. This material may not be reproduced, displayed, modified or distributed without the express prior written permission of the copyright holder. For permission, contact @HypotheticCal on twitter.