Ian was completely human. There was nothing strange about his family. No anomalies in his bloodline. Nothing unusual at all. But Ian had always known there was something odd about him. Something that wasn't quite right. Something that wasn't normal. Something that wasn't... human.

These are excerpts from a larger story I am writing. Dolium is a boy who sold his soul to protect his circus troupe, of which he was the ringmaster. These are small bits of his near-immortal life.

These are excerpts from a larger story I'm writing. Caleb is a modern teenager who was brought to an alien planet which was under attack. He helped defend it, his extra terrestrial friend, Princess Xleyronna (Ley) Alderachi of the Adreke, being the true hero. But Ley's unfortunate past will come back to haunt them in the worst way possible.

Naruto has a orb. This orb will let them seem into the future, a person's future can last a few seconds to hours. Watch(Read?) as these young ninjas discover their futures and how they will react to them.

Hadley Jamison doesn't know what to think when she hears that her classmate, Archer Morales, committed suicide. She didn't exactly know him, but that doesn't stop her from feeling like there was something she could have done to help him. So to Hadley's surprise, on the very night of Archer's funeral, she has a run in with Death himself and is offered the chance to go back in time to stop Archer from ending his life. The catch? She only has twenty-seven days to do it. And if Hadley doesn't succeed? Well, she doesn't want to think about that.

Lets find out what Ciel and the gang think of our favorite ships!

An Elleth named Alvena Baggins has grown up with Bilbo Baggins. Her whole life believing she was an unusual and strange Hobbit. Alvena is tired of the relaxed life in the Shire with Bilbo, she craved for real adventure other than the errands her relatives and neighbors send her on which was only running to the other side of the Shire, She was tired of just jumping over the small fences of the shire she wanted to jump over boulders and waterfalls, she was tired of riding ponies she wanted to ride a war steed. Alvena wanted everything a warrior could get. Even though she never used or touched a single weapon in her whole life except for a shovel she imagined to be a sword. Alvena's wish was about to happen when one faithful day Gandalf the Grey stops by with some strange dwarves and offers Bilbo an Adventure of a lifetime. Alvena dreamed of going thus she made a deal with the dwarves and Gandalf that if she persuaded Bilbo to come then she could also come with them. When Alvena gets the Journey she always dreamed of she never imagined she would go through hardships, painful experiences and breath taking moments and most of all she didn't imagine she would fall in love. but would he love her back? And lastly would Alvena know who she truly is or will she only know herself as Alvena Baggins the unusual and strange Hobbit? Disclaimer: I do not own any of the works of JRR Tolkien. I only borrowed them for my own pleasure. I do own Alvena, the red Kingdom, and her parents.

***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

Wow, look at this! Don't you hate it when your title is equivalent to your description? Because I do too. It's slightly unprofessional, just like all the other things I rant about in this book... -- PLEASE NOTE: (as of 2019) I was much younger when I wrote this book, and much of what I said isn't as well considered or said exactly how I would go about it now, and I might not even agree with it all. Though there is immaturity within these chapters, people do seem to enjoy it, so I will leave it up. Thank you for understanding and allowing my younger self to voice her thoughts.

The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!