Morgan freeman is broccoli and dates mothman. What more could you want?

I love Harry potter and I have awsome ideas so heres a book enjoy it

Snape was waiting for something on the edge of the Forbidden Forest one night. Until he sees a strange pale light glowing from the depths of the forest. Like anybody would, he goes to nervously investigate, but how will his actions change his life forever? Read and see!

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.