Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

I took this job thinking I would get the chance to not only train with one of the most popular boxers in the UK, but thinking I could kick his selfish ass while in the process, Then I found out his secret and it changed everything.

Amy Williams, 16 year old teenager who moved to Ireland with her mum and dad because her dad had a job promotion. After 3 months of being In Ireland Amy met Niall but after nearly two years of dating Niall left to audition for The X Factor. Amy moved back to London with her parents where she told them she was pregnant but they didnt agree with Amys pregnancy and kicked her out. What will happen next?

Alyssa is a loner. Her mother is a drug addict and alcoholic. Dave, her mothers drug dealer boyfriend, has tried to sell her before but her mother wouldn't let him... until he came along... he offered so much money just to have her... Alyssa Wood doesn't talk to anyone, ever since her dad died when she was six. Her mother became very, very abusive. One day, a mysterious man came along. He was tall, lean, he had tattoos and piercings. He was so intimidating. Alyssa didn't know what was happening, he came to her house and he bought her. She was so angry at her mother... how could she do this? to her own daughter? well, she's done much worse... Both of them have been through rough times. Both of them needed someone... But she was to afraid to show it; and he was too afraid to try.

what people need to understand is, you may not like your job, but you're the one who chose it. In which her therapist becomes infatuated with her. Highest ranking #3 in fan-fiction Cover made by @whayever

highest ranks: #38 fanfic / 8.26.15 #138 teenfic / 8.30.14 (find the series, which is being edited and re-posted, on ao3. my username is amourlouis.) In which Louis pretends to be someone he's not, Harry is oblivious, Zayn is suspicious, Liam is there for everyone and Niall is Niall. (or, the one where Louis pretends to be a girl online and catfishes the unsuspecting Harry, his unfortunately straight best friend. Louis sort of loves Harry, really, and he didn't mean for it to go this far.)

❝Harry, why are you growing your hair out?❞ ❝Because I want you to like me.❞ In which Harry dresses and acts like a girl just to make Louis like him. Or, in which Harry wants to take Eleanor's place and be Louis' boyfriend. © All Rights Reserved 2014. Larrys_Girl

Mackenzie Miller was a regular teenager girl, this is until she met her hot new teacher, Mr.Styles. They immediately begin to have a relationship that is less than appropriate for a teacher and student. Will their feelings for each other be strong enough to overcome everything that comes between them? © 2014, alyloves1direction ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. This book contains material protected under International and Federal Copyright Laws and Treaties. Any unauthorized reprint or use of this material is prohibited. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system without express written permission from the author.

Harry's got a reputation for being a player. A 'slut'. A slob who gets his kit off in front of webcams then dates any co-stars he has in one of his upcoming movies. But when he goes home? He just wants his boyfriend. - An AU in which, 23 year old Harry styles is an Adult film star who also plays 'Christian Grey' In the EL James book inspired movies. And when he goes home, his 19 year old mentally off (But just as adorable) UNI boyfriend Louis. Louis makes all the angst go away And Harry really wants to show the world who he really is... Who they really are. Nominated for: Famous Larry Stories in the 1Dbromance awards

Louis doesn't kill innocent people. He kills the unwanted criminals, outcasts, and poor beggars who won't be missed. After more than two hundred years living as a blood-thirsty vampire, he doesn't feel guilt or regret anymore. That is, until he meets his next victim: a stripper named Harry Styles.