Frustrated with the cliche's of Wattpad? Well, in this book we discuss and elaborate all the annoyingly repeated scenes and scenarios Wattpad has to offer! From classic bad boys to overprotective werewolves, we've got it. Enjoy!

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Ever wonder what your cats are doing when you're not around? Most likely they're just sleeping but housecats Yoshi and Gatsby also manage to solve a few crimes in between naps. To combat the boredom of being pets, these two conduct private investigations for their fellow animals. Gatsby's a smart-mouthed orange, stripey cat who loves going outdoors, talking to witnesses, investigating leads and putting his neck on the line in the pursuit of justice. Yoshi's a witty and wise black cat who won't step a paw outside of his house but who can process the information that Gatsby brings him into solutions for even the trickiest mysteries. From shutting down dogfighting operations to stopping attempted peticide, these guys handle it all and do it with humor and style. If you're a housepet and you have a problem, call the Petectives!

I am Rowan Duval of Astoria. I have fought Gods, killed kings, loved queens, and slayed dragons. The women love me, the men fear me. I am the name people whisper in both fear and respect. I have visited places at night most would not speak of during the day. The minstrels have written songs about me, the poets poems, the chroniclers stories. There have been many stories about me but none like this, for I shall tell the story from the most reliable account, myself.