what happens when the pope flies into ur church on his golf cart when u prayin what happens when susan boyle runs into 50 shades of grey and starts singing read to find out (an extremely odd conversation between a friend and I somehow resulted in me writing a fanfiction. and for some reason, i decided to post it online. enjoy!) #48 in Boyle #76 in Susan #189 in Pope #150 in OT3 #335 in Threesome (This should be used in high schools to warn against the risks of underage drinking. You may write a barely-legible three-way fan-fiction involving The Pope and Susan Boyle at 16.)