I thought with all the negative things said about Joey I would rap something that was only positive (even though I have no amorous feelings towards him). I've tried to only highlight all the positives about Joey and used a different style, one that is slightly more poetic.This is all just for fun. Anyway enjoy, follow and comment away! Oh and if you could also check out my book, The Bearded Man and vote, comment, etc that would be great! Enjoy! #myrapforjoeygraceffa

These are the lyrics to a rap I wrote about Nicki Minaj. I put in lots of references to her music but also tried to emulate her style and portray the overtly sexual and yet slightly psychotic lyrics that she has in her own music. The words that are in CAPITALS, I imagined would be said by her alter ego, Roman Zolanski - so would be more aggressive and deeper. And with the first verse, I imagined it being rapped slightly faster with each line you read, almost climaxing to the last line of the verse - but of course you guys can rap it however you like. Anyway this is all just for fun. Hope you enjoy. Comment away! Also, check out my rap for Shane Dawson! http://www.wattpad.com/story/6410837-my-rap-for-shane-dawson AND CHECK OUT THE BEARDED MAN! http://www.wattpad.com/story/6333106-the-bearded-man

'Robert first saw the ghost girl standing in the churchyard. Her hair was long, her skin was pale and her body glowed, bathing the nearby graves in a cool white light. She was unlike any girl Robert had seen. Her face was unconventionally beautiful. Her features were harsh, her brow proud and her nose crooked - she looked in many ways distinctly unfeminine. But her lips were red, her eyes sultry and a line of freckles ran across her nose. The contrast of both severe and soft features made her striking.' In the deepest parts of England, beyond the knowing of many, Robert Clarke is dragged into a world of weirdness and wonderment. Read how he meets the ghost girl and fights to save his family.