What My Boredom Leads To

It all starts one day in Starbucks, Donald trump was drinking a Starbucks drank when Barck Obama came in to get his free coffee then Obama spotted Trump and walked over to see him sucking the straw to hard. Donald stops sucking hard on the straw and looks up, with a duck face trying to seduce him with them. Barck Obama was flustered when he saw this... But he went to him and asked him on a date to McDonald's. That's when it all starts. Highest awards!!! [They just keep coming!!] 🎖#3 in Barck Obama (or once was lol) 🎖#14 in Sinning 😱 🎖#22 In Donaldtrump 🎖#4 in presidents (Shouldn't be proud but I am.)

Chair-kun is a lonely chair. A extremely lonely chair. He is never sat on, until one day, he hears a gunshot. And a bloodcurdling scream.

***Previously Wattpad Featured Story*** Meet your run-of-the-mill protagonist: Main Character. In this fantasy (spoof) of an epic adventure, Main embarks on a quest to conquer the world, guided only by the words of a drunkard, and a bolt of red lightning. It soon becomes clear that the twelve-foot troll travelling with him is only the start of his increasingly bizarre list of sidekicks. Rising to villainy is harder than it looks, Main realizes; plot twists give him vertigo, and hard work is migraine-inducing. But still, there's a world to conquer, fangirls to run from, and love to fall slave to. What could possibly go wrong? COMPLETED

A true love story

The beloved anime Ouran High School Host Club takes a turn into the direction of the United States of America, as Barack Obama, a young girl,joins the group of a lifetime. However, due to her appereance, everyone thinks she is a male. Will she make it though the school year? -Cast- Barack Obama- Haruhi Fujioka Mitt Romney- Tamaki Suoh Raini Rodriguez- Renge Hoshakuji George Washington- Kyoya Ootori Donald Trump- "Honey" Haninozuka Abraham Lincoln- Takashi Morinozuka George W. Bush- Hikaru Hitachiin Jeb Bush- Kaoru Hitachiin

Here's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~

This is a book on how to pick-up senpai

Help Me Im Poor.