"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

Peyton Hills has it all. She has a perfect life, surrounded by loving and supportive parents who shockingly aren't divorced. She is surrounded by popularity, love and affection. She sits at the popular table at lunch and is nice to everyone- even the nerds. But her perfect life goes crashing down hill and turns into a mess. What happens when something tragic strikes Peyton's parents that has her moving all the way across the country to live in New York with her Aunt and Uncle? Can she handle it all at her new school? Not being popular, being unknown, being teased and forced to start over? Being the new troubled and misunderstood girl? The once beautiful 17 year old perfect girl turns into the petrified, anxious and mysterious teenager who can't handle anything anymore. Being the lonely girl at the new school; can she find new friends? Or even love? One boy notices this lonely girl and coincidentally gets paired up with her for a Health project. He then becomes her only friend. The only person who cares to understand her. Finding out that she has many secrets to hide, this one boy tries to help Peyton. This one boy saves her life, and tries to bring her out of her shell, making her do spontaneous things with him and it all turns into one hell of a ride. This 'one boy' is Evan Shepards. The school's popular, ignorant, cocky jock on the Football team. The Bad Boy who ended up Saving her Life. (TW SH) (I wrote this when I was 14. I am 24 now. Please take everything you read in this book lightly. It's a mess, I am sorry. But to those who loved it, thank you)

Tristan Meyers is my step brother... His dad is married to my mom and I despised him, a lot. He hits on my friends and flirts heavily with me even though he knows were legally siblings by marriage. Total asshole. He also knows I hate his guts and that's an advantage for him to annoy and tease me and he's enjoying it, then something bad happen, I'm starting to fall for him... Oh boy. My Step Brother Is A Disaster is now posted in my page:) MSBIA series!

My Step Brother series:) Lloyd Walters is... Well soon to be my step brother since my mom is marrying his dad by the end of the summer which is two months from the present... Problem is I liked him since the day I laid eyes on him at the airport when I came to New York from London. He could be a player to the feminine gender and I act like I don't care and unaffected by it, pretending to hate him but recently, he's been flirting to me and has been so sweet and we've been close... Too close... And I realized something, I started to like him more than I should, and the wedding couldn't happen. Can we stop it from happening?

"Your a jack ass! Who would ever like you!" I shouted "Most girls in this school" He Smirked "Accept me and that'll never change" I say "Oh really" He chuckles. Meet Alex Price a badass no one quite knows why she's the way she is after all she's got a normal life but one big secret. Meet Chase Knight a player he gets who ever he wants whenever he wants that's until he meets Alex. After they become friend's Chase finds out Alex's secret will he be able too handle it? Or will their friendship disappear. Or maybe they become a little more then friends.

HI THIS IS THE SEQUEL FOR 'Friends With Benefits' IF YOU LIKE TO READ THE SEX FILLED BOOK YOU CAN FIND IT IN MY PROFILE UNDER WORK. *CAUTION BOTH BOOKS CONTAIN A LOT OF SEXUAL SCENES!* ENJOY -a

•Completed series• Alexis was bored with her life, ready to just disappear but life had other plans. Life also threw a boy band at her and she wasn't going to pass up the opportunity of a life time. What could go wrong with fooling around? Not like it's going to kill me ... right? ***Disclaimer: There will be a lot of VERY mature content and strong language, I try to add as much heads up as possible but I tend to forget*** *TW: Mental illness, abuse, suicide, and graphic details. Please reach out for help, you are not alone in this fight! Enjoy -A

Brooklyn Banks is a nerd. Ever since she was in middle school and junior high, she's been mocked and teased about how she dresses and how she's so smart. It wasn't too bad until Remy Fox showed up. Since then, Remy has been playing pranks on her and embarrassing her to the extreme. One day, Remy does something so bad, that Brooklyn is forced to drop out from school. It's a new year. Brooklyn has a chance to begin a new life. It's going great until a familiar face shows up. Remy. Thinking that his pranks have gone on long enough, Brooklyn decides to change; for the better. Remy is in for a, "nerdy" surprise. Brooklyn is a nerd gone bad...

Have u heard of the story where the good girl went bad? Well, this is the story of how the bad girl went good who went bad! Aria is a badass girl who is hiding As a nerd. She is In her final year at school. Senior year. A old friend comes back with the rest of her old gang. Maybe it's time for the badass aria to come out of hiding. Read and follow Aria's journey where she learns some important lesson and well as meet old friends and maybe make new ones.