It's just an ordinary day for octogenarian sleuth Myrtle Clover-until her yardman discovers a dead body planted in her backyard. This death isn't cut and dried-the victim was bashed in the head with one of Myrtle's garden gnomes. Myrtle's friend Miles recognizes the body and identifies him as Charles Clayborne... reluctantly admitting he's a cousin. Charles wasn't the sort of relative you bragged about-he was a garden variety sleaze, which is very likely why he ended up murdered. As Myrtle starts digging up dirt to nip the killings in the bud, someone's focused on scaring her off the case. Myrtle vows to find the murderer...before she's pushing up daisies, herself.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Emmy's life is going just as she'd planned: She's living in her own apartment, dancing every day and is just leaps away from being named her company's next Prima ballerina. And she's only 17. But all of Emmy's plans come to a screeching halt when the FBI shows up at her door to let her know that she's being stalked by a serial killer. Suddenly, the safe, insulated world she created for herself is riddled with violence, fear...and a growing pile of dead bodies. At first Emmy wants nothing more than to forget her chilling new reality - but her admirer isn't finished with her yet, and before she knows it, Emmy's stuck in a nightmare she can't dance her way out of. Content and/or trigger warning: This story contains detailed scenes of murder, rape, torture, sex and stalking, which may be triggering for some readers. [[word count: 80,000-90,000 words]]

(don't expect a steady update timeline) Hello! I'm KC; I live with Mom, Dad, and Little Sister. This is a story of real conversations I've had with my parents. I'd just like to clarify that my parents are really lovely people that mean no harm with their twisted, sarcastic humour; They simply think they are funny. (Sometimes the grandparents say something note-worthy, as well.) *Caution, profanity.* Best Rank: #44 in Random

Tragedies change people. That being said, it shouldn't come as a surprise that the accident changed Gemma. Anger problems seem like the only issue to her, but her father and evil step-mother see a lot more than that lying underneath. Unable to help her, they go to their last resort; they send her to Safe Haven, a summer camp for troubled teens. Haven is a place where misunderstood teenagers can realize their problems and work through them in a safe environment. At least, that's what Gemma thought. The first things that come are the notes. Each one is written with a specific message on it, targeting the accident that killed her best friend and blaming her. The next are the secrets; everyone has one. But does everyone have one about her? The threads start unraveling as Gemma searches for the person who's hurting her; the person who is trying to drive her insane. But the closer she comes to uncovering the secret, the closer she comes to realizing that not everyone is who they seem. Mystery #3 October 3rd, 2012 Watty Awards Mystery Finalist 2012 Cover by @captainmarvel165

What if...the Once Upon a Time characters had Instagram accounts...? please :) don't :) skip :) chapters :) and :) wonder :) why :) you're :) confused :))))) [SEQUEL IS UP] Highest Rank: like #143(ish) in #fanfiction a long time ago Also #1 in #outlawqueen CURRENTLY EDITING!! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PROOFREAD BEFORE I PUBLISH SO I'M GOING BACK AND FIXING ALL OF MY TYPOS. THE STORY WILL ESSENTIALLY STAY THE SAME WITH MAYBE A FEW MINOR TWEAKS, BUT NOTHING MAJOR. HAPPY (RE)READING :)

HAILING ALL GIRLS! This is the story that you all want to read. We all go through those dreadful moments through the teenage years, and here is story about one girl's dilemmas. Sit and relax, as you watch her many *face-palm* moments and celebrate when you realize, that every girl goes through the same embarrassing things. Also don't be afraid to list in the comments, 101 things why you also hate being a girl!

Ok, so this is the author of the original Ouat High but I kind of had to change accounts cuz I lost my other one. SO HERE IS THE SECOND PART TO MY STORY. If you want to finish Ouat high, READ THIS!

This story is about all the OUAT characters in highschool, and Emma and Regina have this huge rivalry going on. The whole school chooses sides and things get a little... complicated. But little do Emma and Regina know, they are more alike then the think.