where liam payne (a not so closeted nerd) starts to worry about his well-being because he keeps ordering pizza (even though he's on a health fix) to stare at the hot delivery guy for 30 seconds. He can thank his mate Niall for that.

❝Children Of The Night, come out to play; for it is night time.❞ They stand dark and tall, with their cigarettes hanging from their lips, their eyes cold, their body wooden. Usually, their back faced you, and if you were lucky enough to see their face, they kept a cold front, steely eyes and thin, harsh lips. Their tough exterior was impossible to crack, and legend had it that they never smiled. It was predicted that they were the most beautiful of people, yet the strangest and most peculiar, too. But no, they're not vampires, nor warlocks - not even werewolves. They are the Children Of The Night, and they are your worst and best nightmare, all at once.

where Zayn falls for a boy who looks like a teddy bear.

Liam isn't a stalker. He just likes watching his crush Zayn from afar that's all [completed]

the one where zayn is a uni student and works as the pizza boy as a part time job, and he delivers pizza one time to liam payne; aka the son of the manager of the biggest bank in london. (side ship: larry)

Liam is the Prince of England and his parents think it is about time that he finds someone. So they set Liam up for an arranged marriage. Since it was bad enough he was forced to be married, his parents let him have a fare choice and let him pick his fiancé. And to say Liam was happy with his choice was an understatement. But will his new life partner feel the same way?

"Just for $79.99 per week, you can hire a homosexual to find out if your son or daughter is gay, just call 1800 GAY DETECT and you'll can find out the truth about your child." Set in the early nineties, a father rings up 1800 GAY DETECT because he has suspicions about his son's sexuality when he finds gay porn magazines under his teenager's bed.

❝Daddy, your sweater's too small now!❞ ❝My sweater grew two sizes too big!❞ WARNING: contains m-preg - [short story] © A.