If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Molly Weasley sat alone at the kitchen table. The young house creaked and groaned as it settled into the ground. Her eyes cast downward, staring at the folded parchment in her lap. The impressive seal of St. Mungo's taunted her, tempted her to rip it apart and read the news she had been anticipating all day. But she waited. The grandfather clock, modified by the witch herself, suddenly sprung alive. A hand moved across two planes before settling on a familiar one. Arthur Weasley was home. She held her breath as he strolled through the door. His excitement clear on his face. Upon spotting his wife he all but ran to her and kneeled beside her. "Molly wobbles," he began studying her face for anything that meant bad news. In the most unlike Molly fashion she handled him the letter silently. Arthur gulped, his brow suddenly sweating and his hands shaking. He gripped the letter and pulled it open with haste. It took him all of two seconds for a wide smile to appear on his face. "You're pregnant," he blurted out, his voice barley above a whisper. Molly finally allowed herself to return to character. She grinned as tears grew in her eyes. She stood from the table, a small laugh bubbling from her mouth. Arthur's eyes suddenly widened as he read on. Molly's smile slid off her face in an instant. "Triplets," he mumbled. Molly's eyes furrowed, a hand coming to her stomach unconsciously. "We're having triplets" This time when their eyes met they looked in shock. Silence fell along the couple as the weight of the words settled in. Molly was the first to make a sound. Her gleeful laugh echoed in the silent kitchen. She drew Arthur close to her, gripping his shoulders as she hugged him tightly. He laughed too, tears growing in both their eyes. The Weasley family was going to grow from three to six. Triplets. SLOW UPDATES

The dreams still terrified me. The flash of green light- then silence. Ava Potter has always felt different- and alone. So when she gets a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry- along with her newly discovered brother, Harry Potter- she can't wait. However, things aren't quite as she expected. Danger is everywhere. And Ava may be making the wrong decisions. Decisions that could cost her life.

William Magnusson isn't the only popular one at Hartvig. When his step sister Aleena moves back to Oslo from California, things get a little hectic. She was fast with the comebacks like Noora,beautiful like Eva,strong like Sana,sweet like Vilde and funny like Chris. She's what everyone's talking about. She's the one who threatened to hit a russ member in the balls, she's the one with the dark past, the one that makes out with chris schistad every now and then. The one who made him see a different side. Something about her made him want to get to know her even more. She was unique. She was Aleena. ----- Amazing cover by: @idkmstiles Highest rank, #696 in Fanfiction. #1 in SKAM. #1 Chris Schistad.

"Kiss me." He orders, slamming my locker shut. "Is she coming?" I ask, turning my head to look behind me, but he grabs my face and makes me look up at him. "Yes, now kiss me." I do as told, getting on my tippy toes as I lean up to kiss him. He kisses me back slowly, before he pins me against the lockers and deepens the kiss. My eyes widen and I try to push him away. This isn't part of the deal. He pulls away, a full on smirk plastered on his face. "I lied." He confesses, turning around. "She wasn't coming." Then, he walks away.

sequel to "Always" ♡♡♡

"maybe in a few years we'll meet in a coffee shop, and start all over again." sequel of : try hard

"may the bridges i burn light the way"

numinous: (adj.) describing an experience that makes you fearful yet fascinated, awed yet attracted -- the powerful, personal feeling of being overwhelmed and inspired. "Nobody can change a person. But someone can be the reason for a person to change." on hold.