Hi, my name is Judy. I'm dead and my job is to collect souls when their time is over...you could say I'm like the Grimm reaper's minion. I dont like to brag but my job is kinda important but it's easy and fairly straighforward, well that is until I get sent to collect a soul that already passed.

"You'll do anything will you?" Keeley smirks, a mischievous glint lighting up her brown eyes. "I dare you, Jade Elsie Brooke, to break into Trystan Woods house and steal a pair of his boxers without him finding out." Jade Brooke was the dare devil who had never turned down a dare, no matter how bad it was. So when a simple game of truth of dare ends up flipping her life upside down in the form of a dare, she has no one to blame but herself. Trystan Woods was the boy out of reach for most, who stood at the top of the high school food chain. Everyone loves him, and he was the football team captain. Jade had never interacted with him, until the day she was dared to break into his house and steal his underwear. The only flaw in the plan? When he catches her in his room holding his boxers. || Humour #1 || // this story is in major need of editing and sucks quite badly so read at your own risk you have been warned \\

Seven young boys, trained to be assassins, cold blooded contract killers. They owe their lives, their very existence to the Master and Mistress who had saved them from the streets and certain death. Do not trust anyone, do not love, do not have friends, do not give anyone anything to hold against you. Those were the Rules. Kill swiftly, efficiently, leave no evidence unless instructed otherwise. But what happens when one of them finds out all is not what it seems? That he had been lied to all his life?

Aria Silver considers herself relatively lucky - as far as teenagers go. She goes to a good school, has good friends, is on the varsity cheerleading team, and has a family as decent as families get. She's happy and can hardly imagine anything changing. That is, until the week of tequila, the sirens of an ambulance, a new boy, and a funeral. After realizing that life isn't all what it's made up to be sometimes, Aria is left to her own resorts to try to answer some of the worlds longest, burning questions: In a world full of so much despair, how do we find something worth living for? How do we keep fighting, even if we fail to see the silver linings?

"Tis Jezebel, Queen of the Irish. Since she was the young age of 6, her father declared war on the English who were ruling the peaceful country of Ireland, and declared it their own, and Jezebel it's heir. She was sent to France to seek help from the French king and queen, but instead found love, protection, and promised a marriage that would ensure both her own and country's safety. But there are forces and a future that conspire against her, forces of darkness, forces of the crown.Long may she reign." x Siobhan Jezebel Queen o Irish --- An adaptation/ spin off of the CW's TV show Reign, some characters existed and nothing of this is historically correct. Enjoy!

Just some random jokes and plain humor to laugh, smile, grin, giggle, (or really, just say "huh?") at. Read if you want, and by the way, we /try/ making our own jokes! ;) ~ Remember, I share this account. Plus, I am aware all jokes are not fully mine. This is also under major editing.

❝This is the love I fail to say. One that caused him to go away, for our love was never made to stay.❞ - all of the poems are mine :) #1 in Poetry 26/05/17 ! Thank you for reading♡ New book 'Everything You Never Knew' is out!

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