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How to Not Fall For Patrick Stump For Dummies #Wattys2015 by thewetpretzels
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Written by @JennaAmore Patrick Stump is a loving, huggable, fedorable little man that warms everyone's heart with his smile. There's no way that a girl wouldn't fall for the way he fills our lives with purpose and reason. Although, one girl might've found the trick, and if it works, you should read this and join in with her.
How To Lose A Hurley For Dummies by thewetpretzels
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Trix is a producer who gets the opportunity of a lifetime when she gets to produce Fall Out Boy's new album. What happens when she starts to fall for their drummer, Andy Hurley and how does their relationship pan out when Trix's hardcore attitude and tough girl exterior get in the way of what could be the perfect romance?
How to avoid falling for a Trohman for dummies by thewetpretzels
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Terry Fields is on a mission: keep the unruly Fall Out Boy bunch from going wild on their nation-wide American Beauty / American Psycho tour. But what happens when a spark between Terry and a new divorced Joe flares and Terry does everything to stop it igniting into full out fireworks.
How To Loose A Wentz In Ten Days (Or Less) by thewetpretzels
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My name is Jennifer Lorenz. I'm 25. I'm the infamous basist of the band Sixteen Strings. We were at our usual meeting at the club after a gig when Phoeboe decided it would be hilarious to get some bogus story running in the tabloids. They knew I liked Pete - a lot. Gabriel thought I'd never be able to pull off their dare - How to get a famous boyfriend, get him to fall hopelessly in love and loose him - in ten days or less. I accepted. We called it operation How To Loose A Wentz In Ten Days (Or Less) and this is how it went down.
Arguing with myself - Fandom style by thewetpretzels
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Over the years, due to our incessant fangirlyedness, @LeViNeFrEaK and @Raylee07 have attained certain attributes (or complete alter ego's) of their objects of obsession. Follow @LeViNeFrEaK (Debbie, Pete Wentz, Patrick Stump and sometimes Pikachu) and @raylee07 (Monique (but very rarely), Ronnie Radke, Joe Trohman and Andy Hurley) and possibly some guest appearances from a few friends along the way as they argue with their alter egos, with each other and with themselves.
The Mismatch Story by thewetpretzels
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This book will be a mashup of a chapter of 3 - 5 paragraphs from each of the Pretzels wherein they'll tag the next Pretzel to write another part. Neither of us know what the others are writing so it should be really funny to read as it goes along.
The Wet Pretzel Chronicles by thewetpretzels
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This book is in celebration of Fall Out Boy coming out of hiatus two years ago... This is just one RaNdOm so if you'd like us to post ANYTHING in it, just PM us. If it's song lyrics, quotes, a chapter you wanted to write and dedicate to your favourite band member - just shoot it at us. This ENTIRE book is dedicated to the three members of the wet pretzel sisterhood (ps dudes this was a typo joke... Whatever you do - DO NOT google wet pretzel... You might be scarred for life.) @LeViNeFrEaK @kotaplier @RayLee07 are just *wipes tears* amazing!
The ULTIMATE Fall Out Boy fan challenge by thewetpretzels
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This is a test for the ultimate Fall Out Boy Fan Each round will consist of lyrics to their songs and you have to identify the song. NO CHEATING! (Rules are in the introduction.) If others have answered but you do know the answer, still comment as it goes on the scoreboard. Winners will have the next rounds chapter dedicated to them and scores will be posted in the comments! So, do you wanna play a game? (Professor Jigsaw voice)