Watty Award Winner 2011) *ORIGINAL SERIES* This is the first book of the Original Death Is My BFF Series, which won the Watty Awards in 2011! *** Death came knocking at her door. Well actually, he pounded. Faith Williams has always been a little odd, but never before did she think she was one of a kind. Enter Death, the legendary, sadistic, and irresistible Grim Reaper who sparred Faith's life when she was a child. The more she tries to resist him, the more he's popping up in her life and turning it entirely upside down. Death is dangerous with a dark past and a thirst for revenge, and Faith Williams is slowly becoming unable to resist his power over her. Who is the man under the hood? What does he want with her? Most importantly, why the hell does he have a name for his scythe? ** This is the FIRST of the DIMBFF series. *** Fan Made Book Cover uses image from = michellemonique on Deviantart.com! http://michellemonique.deviantart.com/ MY WRITING PAGE! Please join! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kat-aka-katrocks247-from-Wattpad/208740202517075

Cause we're all dysfunctional human beings who mess up life however hard we try. This book is brought to you by an extremely awkward human being who has had to learn how things work in life the hard way. Highest Rank: #18 in Non-Fiction [10.09.16]

Just a random book of funny things! (I wrote this when I was young so I apologize in advance for it being offensive or rude in any way)

You've heard her side of the story. And now... you'll hear theirs. They're the guys who contacted Mercedes Ayres for one reason: To lose their virginity. Maybe they heard a rumor about her services. Maybe a friend told them. Or maybe they found out by accident. Some of them are nervous and want to make sure their girlfriends have the perfect first time. Some of them don't know what they're getting into. And some of them want to find out exactly how far a lie will get them. In this series, you'll get to know the story behind each of the guys who get into Mercedes' bedroom. Tommy Hudson, the boy in a long-term relationship who unintentionally starts the whole thing. Nerdy Evan Brown, who just wants to rock his girlfriend's world. Chase Redgrave, whose actions definitely don't speak louder than words. Handsome Orlando, who might be hiding his true intentions behind a killer smile. And everyone in between. What happens in Mercedes' bedroom is supposed to stay there. But these guys are about to find out that it might be harder to keep the secret than they ever thought possible. Ten virgins. Ten stories. Ten weeks. Because before every first time, there's a whole lot of second guessing.

comebacks are supposed to be savage and here are a few ones that are truly savage @sadreadingchick made my cover btw my name is saharali005

Random crap to do when your bored.

Bibliophile Gwen got kissed under a mistletoe at a Christmas Party. She has no idea who kissed her. That's a good thing because she is willing to forget that it ever happened. It was a humiliating moment for her. She wants to forget about it, however, her school keeps on buzzing who kissed Mary. Unfortunately, fate has other plans and that kiss was only the beginning. Because of forgetting an important envelope in school and trying to get it on a blizzard night, she got snowed in school with a certain someone. ~I usually update every Monday!~ ----- omg this book hit #434 in Teen Fiction (12/22/16) #386 in Teen Fiction (12/23/16) #356 in Teen Fiction (12/31/16) #322 in Teen Fiction (12/31/16)

Alessandra Liotta was born and raised in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Now, at twenty-two years old, she is moving to Philadelphia all by herself. Ever since Alessandra's beloved father died when she was sixteen years old she wanted to leave Lancaster. Get rid of all the bad memories. Her father was her favorite person in the whole world. He taught her how to drive, how to protect herself, and how to enjoy the little things in life . But, most importantly he taught her to never take anything for granted. The Liotta family wasn't poor, but they for sure weren't rich. They had to make many sacrifices. Alessandra was ready for a new life. Dominic Moretti was born and raised in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. His parents, Antonio and Andrea Moretti are apart of the Italian Mafia. Antonio is the mafia boss. Dominic grew up living a dangerous life. He has been shooting a gun since he was ten years old. He started working for his family at age 13, he has seen more than you could ever imagine. Dominic is now twenty-five years old and is as tough as can be. And as bossy as can be. What will happen when these two meet?