"i fucking hate you, irwin" "sorry, hemmings? i couldn't hear you there, my dick was in your mouth" in which luke and ashton hates each other with a passion and are forced to be roommates through a whole summer filled with hate that somehow takes a sexual turn (for a better introduction i advise you to read the prologue lol)

This is a book on how to be emo The basics and the more experienced stuff (This book is a joke)

Everyday burns about bands. DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE ALL A JOKE

You DO NOT want to mess with a fangirl, so this is a helpful book of things NOT to say to one. You're welcome. Have you ever brutally murdered someone over something stupid they said about your fandom/bandom? Put it in the comments or message me and I'll give you credit for it.

Three emo friends conspire to kidnap the members of Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, and Panic! At The Disco. However, after they kidnap the bands, their plan backfires in the worst way, resulting in chaos, tears, and one of the weirdest group therapy sessions of all time.

Patrick Stump has been homeschooled all his life, so when he gets the chance to go to high school, he has no idea what he's in for. He befriends Pete Wentz, who is "too emo to function" and Hayley Williams. But when the Plastics, Andy Hurley, Gerard Way, and Brendon Urie, take an interest in Patrick, he finds himself becoming one of the most popular boys in school. However, when he falls for Elisa Yao, Andy's ex-girlfriend, things get ugly. (Mean Girls with a Bandom Twist, mostly Fall Out Boy, but some Green Day, MCR, Panic!, and Phan. I don't own Mean Girls or any of the celebrities featured in the story. Please don't copy this story, I've seen lots of copies and I work very hard to write this)

Valerie Hood was just a normal 20 year old woman, that is until Calum had to go tour the world. Yes, Calum Hood, a 5 Seconds of Summer member. Calum chose her older sister, Valerie, to come with him. Calum introduces Valerie to One Direction. She was a fan but not a big one. When Calum introduces her to a boy with blonde hair and blue eyes, will she find her self falling for him, or not talk to him at all? I'm still writing this so if there's any mistakes and things don't make sense, bare with me. My goal is to finish this book and then I'll fix the errors and things. Have fun! Thanks for reading!

"You're a dick." "I'll show you a dick ;)" Or Where two teenage boys never expected anything more to come out of nudes and meaningless conversations.

catfish : someone who pretends to be someone they're not on the internet • all images/gifs are from tumblr, they are NOT mine unless i say so!!!! • you can check out some translations in my "catfish translations" reading list :-) • (highest rank: #1 in fanfiction) (@emcartwright took the picture I used as the cover so creds to her!) ❤️

What happens when love doesn't connect to you. When your mother dies in a horrible accident. And your abusive father gets arrested. And you. You get taken away....to an orphanage where they tell you everything will be better. But is it...is everything better? [Highest Rank Fan Fiction: #5] [Current Rank Fan Fiction: #34] #1 under adopted #5 under 5sos