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Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

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A new twist on City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls, and City of Heavenly Fire (written by Cassandra Clare) put together to create a great new story full of action-packed adventures for Clary, Jace, and the other Shadowhunters.

My name is Beck (pause for dramatic drum roll). Yeah I'm not so interesting as everyone makes me out to be. Did I mention that I got kidnapped; well let me tell you about that. It's not fun. In this dull world, there are actually some pretty crazy people who apparently kidnapped me to offer me a job; right. I can't say I'm impressed........ I met this girl named Olive, she's such a sweetheart. Too bad I'm planning on ruining her life; oops..... So yeah that's the story of my life; except for my mental state. You see this time I went to a psychologist, I openly confessed my problem with having evil thoughts and you see the psychologist threw me out of his office, thinking I was drugged up on some illegal substance I didn't know existed. So I'm not gonna tell you the rest cause....... It's a secret. If I told you, I'd have to kill you. The end......

I am Sophia. This year I have to be in The Mating games, but unlike most of them I will fight till the end. What happens when Sophia's mate ends up being the most powerful alpha in the world. Will she fight or will she submit? Or will she end up fighting against something much worse?

Michael Clifford: 18 years of age and lives in Sydney. Luke Hemmings: 17 years of age and also lives in Sydney. They acciedently meet by Michaels close friend, Ashton. Lukes friend, Calum, helps. Just read.

Marielle Heartifillia was banished from her pack by none other than her one, true mate. Love was a rarity in her life. Her parents were long gone, leaving her to fend for herself. Mari yearned for true love. Facing rejection from her entire world and hurt with a broken promise, she leaves her pack to an unknown world as a lone rogue. Determined to keep her heart unbreakable, what else has fate planned for her?

Being cheated on is the worst feeling ever. When I called my best friend Kyrn and told her what happened between me and Brett, she came over straight away. I always told her that I wished I would find a man that would love me and not just want sex all the time like most guys do. It turns out, that I would be getting my wish tonight. Tonight was the night that my best friend and I were kidnapped from my house by sexy Greek god kidnappers. Highest ranking: #1 in Werewolf