Welcome all on how to annoy the Harry Potter gang (and others!) Try them out get yourself detentions, get points deducted from your house, get expelled! And best of all get cuddles from Voldie! (All my own ideas.) (Terms and Conditions: I am not responsible for personal injury, death by Voldemort, Snape's personal spells, getting tangled in Dumbledore's beard, getting attacked by Fang, getting clawed by McGonagall, getting chased by unicorns, getting hit with wands, breaking your own wand, losing house points, getting detentions, getting expelled, receiving spankings on the bottom, receiving hexes, receiving attitude from badass Hufflepuff's, getting attacked by girly Ravenclaw's, getting attacked by stroppy Slytherin's, getting growled at by Gryffindors, being squealed at by Bellatrix, Molly Weasley accusing you of attacking her daughter, getting pranked by Fred and George, Percy blaming you for everything, getting bad reports from Skeeter, getting hair flipped by Fleur, Arthur Weasley asking you about rubber ducks, Lucius Malfoy letting you braid his hair, being chased by Ron's butterfly's, becoming deaf after going to a weird sisters concert, being turned into a werewolf by Fenrir, having headaches like Harry, Getting punched by Hermione, being dated by Ginny, having the urge to visit Moaning Myrtle, receiving autographs from Gilderoy Lockhart, being turned into a ferret by Mad-eye Moody, being invited to the Slug club, getting kicked in the face by Draco, having dreams about Voldemort, getting high on butterbeer, and performing these outrageous things that I wrote when I was thoroughly bored.)

Harry decides to prank Draco after a game of Quidditch. Desiring for Draco to go mad, he waits for him in an empty classroom. However, as soon as he realizes Draco wants to vent his anger in different way, he appears to be rather withdrawn and insecure - despite the fact he highly likes it. Does this mean Draco has more guts than Harry, after all? They decide to create a distance between them. After not seeing each other for months, they meet by utter chance. They are tensed, confused, and ready for a fall now school starts again. How will they manage, now shadows are trailing behind them? Draco, obnoxious and knocked with daddy issues. Harry, now insecure and put on edge - knowing he's the chosen one. EDIT: The first few chapters were written when I was around the age of 13. My English has developed over time. The first story is finished and ready to read throughout. The sequel is currently added and being updated as frequently as possible. Please enjoy!

This is just Dean and Seamus throughout the years at Hogwarts.

Harry is returning to Hogwarts to complete his final year after the war, everything is great until Snape makes a life changing choice which changed everything for Harry and Draco...

Oneshots and prompts for Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan from "Harry Potter" {requests open}.

Warning: This can be very awkward and random and of course, hilarious. Read at your own risk. :P

This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.

Drarry one shots Look, I won't lie to you. I have things that feature creatures, muggle Au's, serious ones, fluffy ones, absolute crack, some AVPS in there, abuse (minor), cleaning, fighting, one shots based off songs, based off memes, based off dreams, and based off beans. Bad puns, innuendos, angst, post-war, pre-war, mid-war, and probably other things I'm forgetting! And if I don't have something, I TAKE REQUESTS through comments or DM's, or a message on my profile! Warning: This has been in progress for YEARS. I apologize now for any mistakes you may see, but I promise those do become less frequent as you go one. Most chapters have summaries. Cover made by my wonderful friend Percy_BlackAdder, who is no longer active on her account. Original image is from cremebunny on tumblr. Anything recognizable belongs to J.K.R.

Harry and his friends have to retake there 7th year at hogwarts. The sad events of the year before have become memories and the school as been rebuilt and reformed.

Often times in life, many of us get screwed over, by life itself, unfortunately. Constant drama between two boys who cannot help but love each other. A relationship filled with so many ups and downs, add in a few loopety loops and you could call it a rollercoaster. (An emotional one.) Harry and Draco, side by side, friends from the start. Or so they wished. A lonely little blonde boy who was only ever seeking attention and approval from someone who could love him. A small brunette, locked away from the world and shunned by his family for being a freak. Many things have a hand in bringing them together, but can love keep them from tearing themselves apart when the world throws the force of the ocean at them? (PSA: This fic was first started 4 years ago, so some of it is pretty cringey. Pease don't hate me :p)