All poems by meh. ~WARNING: JUST A LIL DEEP~

WELCOME PEOPLE OF THE CRACK AND THE HUMOREST, IT IS I, SHADOW PUPPET! THIS IS THE THIRD ONE NOW! ENJOY AND PLEASE LIKE! Eyeless Jack: I'M ON THE COVER FO ONCE, YUSSSSSSS SUCK ON THAT, TIMOTHY! *jumps* WOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Masky: I hate you........ so much....... Eyeless Jack: Jealous bitch *dances*

HEYO, DID YA' MISS THE BOOK?! I MADE A NEW ONE! OF COURSE YOU DID! If you don't know what this is, you have to try the first one ever! Creepypasta CRACK CRACK CRACK! BEN: SHOPPING! *walks over me* Jeff: *is being dragged* Please no help me........ Trenderman: SHOPPIIIIING~! *walks over me* Me: *is trampled* https://www.wattpad.com/story/54506789-creepypasta-crack-crack-crack

Cảnh báo: Những truyện trong này đưa vào một số câu truyện có thật. Có thể gây ám ảnh cho người đọc. Truyện không dành cho người yếu tim. Có những tình tiết máu me 18+

Had to make a second book because the first one was too full, apparently 200 chapters is too much XD Enjoy! (Again, I do not own some pictures)

Well, here it is, my friends! Creepypasta Crack! Why not, I mean come o- BEN: *shows on Screen* Me: BEN: Me: BEN: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.............. Me:........... .-. *poker face* *slowly throws computer away* BEN: ;-; Nu loves for BEN..........

In a time where flying cars rose to popularity, Nicole is a classic motor racing driver. Young and full of dreams, her life changes radically following a shocking accident. But what she couldn't predict is that these changes were just the beginning. Sometimes what we think is the end is, in fact, just a new start.

Four normal teens are conned into scholarships to a charter school for vampires. Can they escape before being bled and dead? Or sucked into the school's chapter of the Satanic Legion? Sixteen year-old Kathy is on the kill list of a Shoshone vampire who teaches Ethics for Bloodsuckers. Her pal Lionel is terrorized by his music teacher, an 18th century violinist who worked as a Mafia hit man so he could play at his victims' funerals. When Kathy's boyfriend has his heart broken by a sharpened pool cue, she and Lionel are put on trial for murder, in a vampire court, with a kidnapped gymnastics team as the jury. All the kids face the same three choices: escape, die trying, or join the undead. Blue Ink Review called this novel "a wild ride, and the plot twists alternate with big laughs." Kirkus Review said it was "beautifully refined, intelligent and profound." Thank you for sampling and/reading. This is a completed novel presented in 57 chapters, with one chapter posted every Saturday. The novel is available for purchase on Amazon, Kindle, B&N, and via Merrimack Media.com. All of the text and the photo are copyrighted and cannot be reproduced in any format without the author's written permission. The sole exception is for brief excerpts in written reviews. Requests, questions or comments can be submitted to lorenschechter@ gmail.com or on my website: lorenschechterbooks.com.

A coming-of-age story about a snake girl called Kay and her shape-shifting friend who accidentally uncover a conspiracy and wind up changing the world. ***** Kay is a sarcastic, ordinary high school girl who enjoys her weekends and doesn't think much about anything. Kay is also a green-skinned, reptilian-human variant. In her world, all children born on any given day look the same, all over the world. Nobody knows why. There are extreme mutations: tentacles, wings, fur, horns, and abilities to leap tall buildings or breathe fire. That's just how it's always been and Kay thinks nothing of it, until she meets Cal: a shape-shifter who is on the run and needs her help to uncover what's really going on. Wattys 2016 winner: Trailblazers category "This book is Jumper. . meets terminator... meets...twilight zone." shadowgirlzzz Content warning: This story includes themes of bullying and prejudice.

BOOK 1 // Human Error (COMPLETE) BOOK 2 // Human Instinct (IN PROGRESS) *NOW OPTIONED FOR A TV SHOW* "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness engineered right into their DNA." - William Shakespeare, 1602 (adapted for BioPlus) Astrid Oxford is not normal. Two hundred years into the future, society is recovering from global collapse, and genetic modification has saved the remaining population from a hunger crisis. The alteration of human DNA has been illegal since the technology was developed, but in the heart of New London, a sinister trend has emerged among society's elite. Designer children have been the city's best-kept secret for years, but strange side effects are now appearing as they hit adolescence. When a freak suicide forces modification into the public eye, eighteen-year-old Astrid is about to learn how difficult it is to stay under the radar when you really were born to stand out.