"Aubrey sat by her hospital bed wishing he could take back the words that he had said to her during their fight nights before. This was her fourth night in the hospital, his fourth night of no sleep and still, she was unresponsive, and unconscious. He picked her hand up and gently kissed her knuckles while admiring the diamond ring on her ring finger. "

Aubrey is magnificent. Fantastic. Exemplary. But he’s also stupid; because you just have to be stupid to burn down your million-dollar mansion all because of a cigarette. Now that his mansion and everything inside it - including the memorabilia from his high school years and family portraits with fake, practiced smiles - are gone, his uncle is willing to take Aubrey in. Uncle Drake’s mansion is even more lavish than Aubrey’s, but there are side effects: a crazy old man named Jeffie with a crazy story to tell, an up-to-no-good young man named Cyrus, and two gorgeous girls who are each granted the disadvantage of being loved by the magnificent, stupid Aubrey. Things may seem light at first - mysterious, but light. But what happens when Aubrey finds out that his life, and the lives of others, are at stake? Will anyone make it out alive? He wants to rescue everyone, but there’s only so much the man of the year can do.