Jordan had always only wanted to serve His Lady Ianite. He followed every order to the best of his abilities, tried to keep the balance, and just tried to serve his goddess as best he could. But one day, Ianite gives him a strange task involving.. The Taint. Now the balance has been broken by the ones made to keep it and Jordan isn't sure where his loyalties truly lie anymore.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. If you like Harry Potter and memes this is your book! Laugh (and maybe cry) at the brilliant Harry Potter memes and things the world has come up with. (Warning: cursing and dirty jokes are probably going to be involved) Mischief Managed.

As a newcomer to this strange world known as the realm of Mianite. I Jordan sparklez have no clue what's going on. See I was sent here after my tree burnt down and my pet slime died. I am sad to say sensitive and shy as fuck. I have no friends until I am greeted by a strange zombie looking man in a tux. "Why hello good sir and welcome your face to the world of Mianite". At that moment my life starts over.

[First Ever fiction of Jordan Maron being a 'Bad Boy'] [Some story lines were deleted I'm so sorry. I cannot remember so I cannot finish. Good thing is, it didn't delete any major parts so please continue voting and reading, thank you] ~°~ In a highschool, where most boys are badboys/players or complete nerds. In a highschool, where most girls are sluts or complete nerds. One different nerd girl. One different bad boy. Opposites attract, don't they? ~°~

Jordan is the prince of Votriesten. Tom is the prince of Ikruzum. Let's just say their kingdoms don't get along... (Under editing so much)

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

Conversations with myself. The book of random. My rants. Call it what you will, we all have that book. The one where we throw random crap that doesn't go anywhere else. This is my version of that book.

The beautiful, heartbreaking, action packed story of the goddess of balance and how she thrives to keep the world in order in her past. (Season two version)

Mianite ships for dayssssss Feel free to request things. Yeeeeeeee