The 3rd book in the One Direction Jokes and Randomness series •credit to whoever wrote these•

I don't like One Direction. So can someone please tell me why I'm stuck on a game show with the five boys who have stolen millions of girls' hearts?

The sequel to One Direction Jokes and Randomness •credit to whoever wrote these•

jokes, imagine, and tumblr posts about the one direction boys and their fandom •credit to whoever wrote these•

It was a hilariously bad mistake, honestly.

Getting bitten by a vampire is something, but getting bitten by five hot vampire celebrities is something else. Amberia Purt is a 17 year old American Directioner. Just like every other directioner, she dreams to meet the five knights in shining armor of her life. Who could know taking a short bathroom break could change your life? *Dramatic gasp* This story should be categorized as vampire, werewolves, fan-fiction, teen-fiction, adventure, fantasy, humor, mystery/thriller, paranormal, & romance, but unfortunately, they only allow each story to be put in only 2 categories. [This story is UNEDITED, so please don't complain about errors, plot-holes, and etc. WARNING: It's also BATSHIT CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA.] [X] This is the ONE & ONLY One Direction Bit Me. I've seen so many imitations after this fanfic, and I want you all to know that this is the ORIGINAL. Thank you! :) -This story is completely HUMOROUS, so stop taking it so seriously.-

I was named after the little mermaid, thought to be strong and brave. A name worthy of a princess, my mum used to say. But I didn't trade my voice for the handsome prince; I just never had it. I've always been the shy youngest sister, too afraid to raise her voice and make herself heard. I don't have the tail and I don't have the personality. I can sing, but no one ever hears me. I guess I only I have the red hair although it's not even naturally red. So how can I be part of his world when I can't even tell him my name? I better never meet the handsome prince, it'd be doomed to fail. So no, I'm not like the little mermaid, I'm just little shy Ariel. -:-:-:- BOOK #2 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Daisy, it symbolises "Innocence, loyal love, simplicity."

Zoey accidentally gets stuck in a tour bus with One Direction. Every fans dream come true right? Well shes not a fan. She doesn't like them. It seems as if she's the only girl in the world that is immune to Direction Infection. But what happens when she starts falling for 1/5 of One Direction? Can she stay immune to Direction Infection? Or will she soon catch a cold for them too?

Savannah Gray boards a cruise to the Bahamas. Rumor has it that One Direction, a famous boy band, is going to be performing on the cruise. When a freak storm hits and the ship sinks, the only survivors are Savannah and One Direction, they have to work together to stay alive. Will they ever be rescued? There's only one thing to say...crazy things can happen when your stranded with five crazy and strange boys.

Sophia Dowell: Just your normal teenager. Maybe a little more insane, crazy and any other adjective you want to use but her life is relatively normal. Well, that is until One Direction run into her and Sophia is knocked off her feet, quite literally. So, as fangirls chase them down the street, the boys beg Sophia, who isn't a fangirl herself, to take pity on them and hide them from their crazed fans. Taking refuge in Sophia's shared house one thing leads to another and before long Sophia and her friends lives have been turned upside down and they're best friends with the British boyband. What happens when they are suddenly thrown into the public eye? Most importantly, will Sophia believe it when she's told it truly has Gotta Be You...