Growing up in white-bread Omaha, Nebraska, Rachel Shukert was one of thirty-seven students (circa 1990) in Nebraska’s only Jewish elementary school. She spent her days dreaming of a fantasy Aryan boyfriend named Chris McPresbyterian, a tall blond god whose family spoke softly in public and did not inquire after his bowel movements. She spent her nights frantically plastering her bedroom with pictures of intimidating co-religionists such as Henry Kissinger and Bette Midler, hoping to repel the Gestapo officers she was certain were lurking behind the drywall. Even back then, Rachel knew she was destined for greatness. After winning the Omaha Metropolitan Area Theater Arts Guild Award for Best Youth Actress–and imagining herself as the biggest talent to come out of Nebraska since Montgomery Clift–Rachel finally arrives in Manhattan. Intent on making her mark in the glittering world of Show Biz, she isthwarted at every turn by episodes of anorexia, verbally abusive sock puppets, and a certain terrorist attack you may have heard of. She nevertheless soldiers on, as her people have done from time immemorial. In this hilarious, mordant, and moving memoir, Rachel Shukert tackles topics as diverse and weighty as life, death, love, Jewish paranoia, and errant feminine hygiene products with a fresh and irresistible mixture of humor, brains, and candor, proving that having no shame can sometimes be a very good thing indeed.

THE WIELDER CHRONICLES BOOK ONE -- When you're forced to live and explore in the dangerous world of Minecraftia, life gets hard. That's just how it is for Nya. But soon she will discover untold secrets, undiscovered treasures, and a legend that will haunt her forever. -- A COMPLETED BOOK - All rights reserved.

//This is not The Fault in our Stars by John Green, it is a fanfiction. All copyright belongs to John Green and the Penguin Young Readers Group. This book contains spoilers// (Although I was the FIRST to write a fanfiction with this idea, I do not own the idea) Hazel Grace Lancaster has been mourning after the death of her boyfriend, Augustus Waters. What happens once Hazel finds out she is pregnant with her boyfriend, who is no longer living?

"The only thing in life we need to hold on is each other."

If you're a Big Bang Theory fan like me then you're in the right place. Welcome.

Okay, I don't know why but its easier to write sad stories than it is to write cheesy happy ending... Oh yeah, it's because sad endings are more realistic. Sorry to those whom believe other wise; but tell me, is it everyday that you see a beautiful, perfect girl who has had a tragic life run off with a handsome perfect (no guy is perfect obviously) prince?

I stood in silence in front of Jamie. "Y-you can see me?" His eyes widened. "Whoa." ----------------------------------------------------- Sabrina gets hit by a car. She is gone forever. At least that's what they all thought.

WARNING: This book may me triggering and is not meant for everyone. This book will contain Quotes, Poems, and Sad Stories. I hope you guys like this book! Don't forget to check my other 2 books out; Urban Legends, and Facts & WTF Facts. If this book offends you I'm very sorry. Don't forget to Vote, Comment, and Follow Me for more!!!! ;)

There, I did it. Here are all the secret poems I keep away from everyone, my own little poem journal. Enjoy, if you even bother reading this.