Right so I had an english assessment due to write a story based on anything I wanted, so naturally i had to do some feelsy homestuck because why not. There isn't any language worse than bastard really because this was for school. And I'm not doing the thing where Dirk is Dave's genetical father or whatever because it confuses me so much DX They are just bros :3 So I based this story/fanfic/whatever on DirkJake because they're adorable >:3 This is also based on the VOCALOID song 'A Clingy Boy Sticking To Love For 15 Years', check it out, i like it :3 I added on an epilogue to the song though >:3 Some of the yeas are mixed in together because they were basically the same anyway Also... There are multiple ships in this. Including DirkJake, RoseMary, EriSol, DaveKat.

(Credit to Ikimaru for the cover art.) Your name is Dirk Strider and you're wondering... how the hell did you end up here? You're the cool guy; you shouldn't be nervous.

A cute one-shot DaveKat fluff story. Dave teaches Karkat a little about Human science.

Every time I try to make this it fúcks up hh.

Humanstuck High School AU Oneshot Karkat is bullied horribly. And Dave is there to save him.

Being just friends might work online. But suppressing your emotions in person is much more difficult. Dirk and Jake are the closest friends... As pen pals, but when there's a plot twist in their lives and they start communicating in person something changes in Dirk's mind.

'He pursed his lips before speaking. “What the hell are you doing lying in a trash can?” “It’s for ironic purposes,” came a muffled response. Something clicked in Karkat’s mind, and he felt stupid for not putting it together earlier: this dick was Dave Strider.' *All characters belong to Andrew Hussie*

It's difficult enough for a young mutant prince to choose between the hand of the princess of the sea dwellers and the prince of humans. Add one begrudgingly attractive assassin and a handful of curveballs and you've got yourself one hell of an issue. I know there will be some misconception, but this is not a "Karkat is a highblood now" story. All of that will be explained. Just know that he is still a mutant blood and the rest will come later. Enjoy~

[Homestuck] Davekat oneshot; while their still on the meteor Dave finds out Karkat is ticklish

This is my first story, so I am terribly sorry if this is uninteresting/poorly written. Cover credit goes to Ikimaru