Jokes that might keep you rolling. enjoy :) and even though this book's title is 'my jokes', I did not make the jokes...so the credit goes to whoever that made it cover made by me

It's not their fault if they can't help it. [ASYLUM SERIES - BOOK ONE]

My name is Kiara. I'm 15. I walk home from school everyday. I always have the feeling I'm being watched,but here recently it's gotten strange. It's gotten to the point where I can't walk anywhere without having my phone in my hand at all times ready to press the 911 button. When I walk home every night from my job I see a mysterious shadow under the same street light just standing there watching me. Until that day. The day I had a strange feeling something was going to happen and there'd be no way I could prevent it. What will happen to Kiara? Will Kiara be alright? Read this Suspenseful fanfic to find out! (; Copyright©.

[SAMPLE] Reed frowned, his eyes filled with confusion when he saw that Lena seemed to be fine. "I heard a scream," he announced stiffly, standing awkwardly over Lena's bed. Beneath the sheets, Lena was torn between renewed arousal and slight mortification. Embarrassment won. "Everything's fine," she muttered, trying to discreetly disengage the battery-operated toy from between her thighs. It was a thick phallus, way too thick to silently exit her wet pússy, but finally, finally, it popped out. "But you screamed." "Because I came, Reed." His bewilderment only grew. "Came where?" And that was when Lena knew that even after what had happened between them last night, Reed was still like a newborn, an innocent. He might have been the most intelligent guy she knew but in many ways, he was still the boy he'd been before the accident that had marred his life. So she heaved out a sigh, clamping her thighs together when she felt his gaze scorch her damp skin. "I had an orgasm, Reed." She calmly spelled it out, wondering if she should mention that it was his cock she'd been imagining inside her. Now that she knew what he was packing, it was impossible to get the image out of her head - not that she was trying. Reed swallowed, a blush creeping up his neck. Lena was instantly turned on by that blush, by his obvious discomfort and arousal. So she did the most natural thing that came to her. She pulled her sheets away.