Calum can't eat and Katy can't stop.

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Hey Everyone, welcome to my book of imagines. I hope you like it, I know this is supposed to be a description but I am not telling you anything mwahahahah...........ok that was weird, but don't leave I love you, please just read a few imagines and see if you like them, don't forget to follow me for more of my weirdness, vote, and comment what you think, I write personal imagines, just comment on one of my stories asking for one, my twitter is @MiaKunat #StayWeird #KeepDerpin

This is a sequel to my book Crap Only Directioners Will Get, you can read this one first or go read the one from the first one and then this one. Whatever you want to do, but if you haven't read my first one here is what this guy is about. This is a book that will be filled with stuff that you will only get if you're a directioner. It will have inside jokes, goofy imagines, struggles of being a directioner, and anything else that is funny involving 1D that we can think of. Hopefully, it'll make you laugh, and make liquid shoot out of some sort of opening from your body. © _TeenageFangirl_ All Rights Reserved

My name's Marcel. Nerd. Poet. Teenage Loser. You think you know the real me, but you don't. I wish you could see the true me, but no one has cared enough to. Until she came. All rights go to _smilelikeniall (myself). Everything is written by me. No copyright intended. Please do not claim my words and/ or ideas as yours. Do not repost my words without giving me credit. Thank you.

This story is about the life of Harry before the X Factor, told in his point of view. It is about everything, from his kiss in the woods--it was pretty steamy-- to his job at the bakery, to his old band, White Eskimo. Everything your ever wished for, teenage Harry BEFORE the X Factor, told by Harry before the X Factor. Of course, some of it is made up, but the general idea is based on things we know about Harry. Enjoy (:

This is a book that will be filled with stuff that you will only get if you're a directioner. It will have inside jokes, goofy imagines, struggles of being a directioner, and anything else that is funny involving 1D that we can think of. Hopefully it'll make you laugh, and make liquid shoot out of some sort of opening from your body. Enjoy! ALSO MAKE SURE TO CHECK OUT CRAP ONLY DIRECTIONERS WILL GET 2!!!!!!!! http://www.wattpad.com/story/16892272-crap-only-directioners-will-get-2 © _TeenageFangirl_ All Rights Reserved

COMPLETED It all started when Lucia got asked to baby sit. Will there be any relationships? Will anyone get hurt? Find out in: Baby Sitting with Niall Horan!?