A book of Dan and Phil one-shots, ranging from 300-3000 words, fluff to angst, and shitty to slightly less shitty writing. Enjoy your stay.

dan likes long words. he also likes phil lester. short story.

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying

On a certain day of the year every teen who has recently turned sixteen is required to get a unique tattoo imprinted on their wrist. Whoever has the same symbol as you on their wrist is your soulmate. Dan Howell and Phil Lester, the most opposite people imaginable end up with the same symbol. But the real question is, is their love a mistake? Just an error in the strictly heterosexual matching system?

[completed] philly: who's this? danhowell: your future husband ; copyright © 2016 //highest ranking: #4

i was sinking, and i couldn't swim. {phan au} highest ranking - #10 in danandphil

★Modern AU★ Lucy and Natsu are long time best friends. Natsu is the star basketball player and Lucy is a shadowed star, a girl with a dream. Natsu seems to fall for the sweet Lisanna Strauss- well known for her charity, kindness, super model older sister and successful older brother. Lucy convinced herself to be okay with the whole thing. But as the year continues on Lucy can't help but begin to notice changes between herself and Natsu. Especially in the feelings department. Lucy seems to face turmoil after turmoil, as she is almost kidnapped, has health issues, and unravels a whole conspiracy surrounding Lisanna and the newly arrived Sting. Natsu begins to treat her differently and she finds it harder and harder to deny her own feelings. Can she keep up with life's games? ❃ 3rd place in FT Wattys Romance ❃ ❃2nd place in Judges Choice Romance❃ ©2015 @Infinite_Midnight

[COMPLETED] When Lucy Heartfilia, a confident Celestial Wizard, is completely dumped from her beloved 'Team Natsu' and replaced by Lisanna, Natsu's first love, her mindset changes completely. Being on the 'rebound', Lucy finds a deep feeling for her comrade, Gray Fullbuster and the feeling is immediately returned by the Ice-Make Wizard. Lucy goes through various events that make her question her decisions and her relationships. Meanwhile, Natsu is with his beloved Lisanna, finally back with her after many years. But he comes to realize after seeing both Gray and Lucy together - does he really love Lisanna? ✔ this book contains violent and mature themes, viewer discretion advised. ✔ if you do not like the book and it's story, do not read. any hate comments found will be deleted and muted. ✔ DISCLAIMER: i do not own any of the Fairy Tail characters. all the credit for the names, the personality characteristics go to Hiro Mashima (creator of Fairy Tail). ✔ cover by; @littletragedy ALL RIGHTS RESERVED © 2014 Story and cover made by @rancorous

In a world of magic, legends, pirates, and mythical beings, Fiore is a kingdom long forgotten. Within the deep blue of its ocean, the Obsidian, lies a lone mermaid by the name of Lucy Heartfilia. She has run from home, a home overrun by her corrupt father, and now roams the seas with her best friend Plue, a shapeshifter in the form of a white dolphin. One day, she dares the forbidden, and climbs to land. There, she possesses the legs of a mortal, and can roam as something she is fated to never be. However, when Trackers kidnap Lucy and try to sell her for her magical abilities, she manages an escape and is now on the run from the Trackers, being put under a spell that no longer allows her tail to reappear until nightfall. Stuck in a foreign place with Landwalkers, she must return home to have the curse lifted by her father, but she needs help to do it. However, she didn't expect a pink-haired sea captain to be it. Natsu Dragneel is the captain of his beautiful Fairy Tail, but he searches for something most valuable: the pink Obsidian stone, a rare and valuable treasure that could pay millions of jewels. But the pink-haired adventurer isn't in it for the money; no, that is a simple bonus. Natsu is in it for its wishful properties, able to grant a one and only wish to whoever takes it from the bearer. The only problem: he has no idea what it looks like, or where to find it. All he knows is that he needs it desperately. But, a beautiful maiden with the wish to return to her home in the middle of the Obsidian Sea, with Trackers after her thirsty for blood...that might be a good place to start. With an adventure full of sirens, fairies, cats and mages, the Captain and his Mermaid may just be caught by their enemies...while falling in love in the process.