Whilst travelling through the Mirkwood forest with Thorin and his companions, your quest is rudely interrupted by a platoon of elves. You initially harbour a deep distrust of the creatures, especially Legolas, the King's son, with his demeaning expressions, patronising mannerisms and infuriatingly perfect shoulder to waist ratio. As you find yourself having to spend more time with him, is it possible that these feelings could ever change? A humour/romance fanfiction that spans from the middle of DoS to BoTFA and beyond.

Kelly and her little sister Hannah have been chasing down a beautiful white stallion, and follow it into the Mirkwood forests. Little did they know that, however. What happens when while chasing this horse around the forest, and they get captured by the elves?? What will happen between the sisters, and what will happen between Kelly and Legolas?