Jeremy Clarkson is the big, goofy, motormouth on 'Top Gear'. Alot of people love him but alot of people hate him. But what happens if he can't remember who he is? What happens if he can't remember Richard or James or even himself?

***A lot has happened in the 3 years since I've worked on this piece, and I'm so thrilled that so many of you are still finding it and posting comments. So starting this week, I'm going to try and pump out a few chapters for you all. Xoxo, Hams "Now time for the news," Jeremy began, "and we have some urgent news to get through straight off." "Our colleague was late to work today," James announced. "Over an hour late at that, and we frown upon that here at Top Gear. Richard, what do you have to say for yourself?" I wanted to smack the smirk off of Jeremy's face. "I stopped to help a stranded motorist." And so the story begins... she's got the looks, the brains, and most of all the car. Can Richard Hammond break through his awkwardness and land the woman of his dreams? ______________________ Disclaimer: I do not own the boys or Top Gear or ANYTHING related to the men we all love, but I do own all the original female characters in this story. Also, I'm not British, so bare with me. Enjoy.

Hello dear readers! I've been writing for awhile, so I thought - why not share my writings here and see if people enjoy it? All of these chapters you (hopefully) will read were originally posted on Tumblr (my account -> https://www.tumblr.com/blog/fanficsaremydrug) as a fruit of my incredibly vivid and rather unbelieveable, silly imagination. They're not really connected, because they are basically just oneshots, but with a little imagination of your own you can easily put them into a story and add your own details. While this here is written only about Richard Hammond, you can find some of my works related to other two Top Gear presenters on my account on Tumblr, as they were requested mostly by Anons. Hope you'll enjoy. And, feedback (goor or bad!) is always appreciated. Love xx

When Richard Hammond snaps under the pressure after filming season nine of Top Gear, he winds up at Mansfield Estate for the Mentally Ill. He befriends an orderly there named Colleen, who is trying to get him back on his feet, but all is not what it seems. TW: Vague mentions of Richard's crash

This is the fantasy we have all been waiting for. You and the boys, on a road trip. Yes, you heard me right. A road trip to Las Vegas.

When old friends James May and April Roux start dating, no one is more surprised than Richard. But everything seems to be going perfectly. For a month anyway. And then things start happening that make Richard wonder who this April Roux really is, and what secrets she's hiding. {Fair warning: many a Top Gear death, okay? Like seriously, death everywhere. Death and other bad things. Side note: Yes, the chapters are short. Yes, it's supposed to be like that.}

A collection of random bits and pieces, as well as stories, rambling and TopWhoLock. The 'Top' being Top Gear.