You will read this book for one of five reasons: 1) You love Anime and were, hence interested by the cover or the title 2) You are bored, you like Anime and decided to kill some time 3) You, in fact, care nothing for Anime but are bored and want to kill time (Why are the two of you so intent on murdering time?) 4) Ciel ordered to Sebastian to make you read this........by any means necessary 5) Kittens. Just, kittens Basically funny, nonsensical, epic rants pertaining to Anime and anything related to it. Done by me in an effort to maybe, make you smile, question your existence and re-evaluate your life choices. (Okay, let's be honest. I probably exaggerated a tad with the funny and epic bit but give it a chance. You might like it.) Actually, you could always not read this book, but then you will forever be plagued with 'What if I had read that book?' So be safe and read it.

; the one where michael falls in love with his bus driver. (highest rank; #299 in short story)

luke knows he will never read them but that doesn't stop him from trying. ©mxxndust

; the one where calum is mute but michael loves him nonetheless.

Luke is infatuated with the boy with locker number 2537.

where luke goes to the pet store to buy a kitten but wants the colourful haired boy instead.