Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Hi, and welcome to my life! *ba dum tsh* JK, I'm a fangirl, I don't have a life! *crickets* This is just a place where I can rant, be random, and just tell stories! Basically do WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT!!!! AHUEHUEHEUHEUHEURUHUHUEHUEHROUDLA NBTUOWJREOIJBW I'll be going now.....

Well, since I've already read almost every single Corpse Party fanfic there is, I've decided to write my own! This is my first story on Wattpad, so don't judge! Though I will gladly accept constructive criticism. CONSTRUCTIVE criticism, which means don't be a total dick, okai? Okai. I don't own the cover (Thanks Google!!!) or the characters. All I own are the OCs and the story. :3

I got a CERTIAN Draco Malfoy to read storys about his love life here are the hilarious reactions I got. Yes I do realized I called my own story hilarious.

A battle shall be fought today. Only one can triumph.