Everyone has a secret they keep from people...Well mine is that I'm an teenage agent for the CIA. When Penelope and her fake family get put undercover to protect a rich man's son she thought it would go easy like all of her over missions, Though it wasn't as planned she had to get close to guy and his friends and keep him safe while not giving anything away. Penelope didn't have a normal childhood her's was spent learning to fight and shoot a gun, No school no boyfriends no feelings... And now there is school and boy's... And maybe even feelings that she doesn't understand. Being a normal teenage girl is a lot harder than she thought it would be! And to top it all off everyone's been keeping a secret from her as well. *Used To Be Called Privately Undercover.* *2017

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!