When Calum turned to us, his eyes a bright orange, his teeth pointy and a sudden amount of facial hair covering his jawline, Ashton and I both knew, he wasn't Human. The flash of green, followed by that amazing laugh I'd grown so fond of and a yelp as the big wolf went missing, meant nothing more than the fact Michael wasn't Human either. MUKE/CASHTON/smut in the future/swear words [Cover made by JovialZiam thank you so much!!] This story is pure fiction, I do not own 5SOS and I repeat this is PURE FICTION!

Calum's this senior punk dude who loves his junior honey, Luke, who loves to wear pink. (side of mashton)

** heavy editing in progress** The 12 zodiacs were sent to earth as babies. Now they're all 17 and living in one big mansion. What could possibly go wrong, other than the fact that the zodiacs are all crazy and there's people who want to kidnap them? (Started December 2015) (Completed October 2016) (Editing still in progress)

You have ten days before you die. The infamous "Jeff the Killer" shows up one night to kill you, but creates a deal with you instead. If you survive ten days, you live. If you don't, well, you obviously die. Fun, right? The only problem is that you laugh every time you see him. His face is just so funny! How will you control yourself? What if he starts to love you? Ha! He's a nasty, blood-sucking, gay-as-hell jerk-face. There's no way you'd fall for that. He was the one that broke into your house, so he was gonna play by your rules. Every time he insults your slutty friend- slap in the face! Every time he calls you stupid and a whale- slap in the face! Will you survive all ten days with this inconsiderate asshole? -+- This is a JTK x Reader from second person point of view. It's a parody of my other fanfiction, "Killer Romance" This is the funny version, and the other one is the serious version. I don't own most of the characters. (Jeff The Killer x Reader PARODY) WARNING: Contains lots of sarcasm and swearing. IF YOU DON'T LIKE RACIST JOKES AND/OR GET OFFENDED BY HUMOR, DON'T READ THIS. Good luck to those of you who persevere onward. I'm sorry if your family looks at you crazy for laughing like a maniac at your phone or crying because of how pathetic and stupid this book is. Most of the plot is exactly how it is in the original book, so DON'T GET MAD IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. Co-me-dy. It's not meant to make sense. -+- I do not give doc truyen or any individual, website, organization, server, etc. the right to reproduce, post, publish, steal, etc. my stories and ideas.

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